some non-veg jokes!!!

Teacher to a2nd std Boy
[b]Teacher[/b]: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu
[b]Teacher[/b]: Yetla ra
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.

The Mummy Returns cinema telugu lo vasthey dani peru ela untadi ante "dini thalli malli vachindi ra"

Mummy: Chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu ra
[b]Son[/b]:nenu ivvanu
[b]Mummy[/b]:enduku ra
[b]son[/b]:mrng dady pedithe chepputho kottindi...anduke


[b]Teacher[/b]: Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
[b]Student[/b]: A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
[b]Teacher[/b]: BF CD lu evi ra??
[b]Student[/b]: vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam

An Aeroplane  asked Rocket: why r u going so fast
Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi


3 Girls go 2 Yamdarmaraj
[b]1st Girl[/b]:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]: Nrakam ki velu
[b]2nd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]:Swargam ki velu
[b]3rd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli ki mundu evaritho cheyaledu...pelli tarvata kuda evari tho cheyyaledu
[b]Yama[/b]:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu


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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466182#msg1466182 date=1292091454]
Teacher to a2nd std Boy
[b]Teacher[/b]: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu
[b]Teacher[/b]: Yetla ra
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.

The Mummy Returns cinema telugu lo vasthey dani peru ela untadi ante "dini thalli malli vachindi ra"

Mummy: Chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu ra
[b]Son[/b]:nenu ivvanu
[b]Mummy[/b]:enduku ra
[b]son[/b]:mrng dady pedithe chepputho kottindi...anduke


[[color=red]b]Teacher[/b]: Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
[b]Student[/b]: A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
[b]Teacher[/b]: BF CD lu evi ra??
[b]Student[/b]: vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam [/color]

An Aeroplane  asked Rocket: why r u going so fast
Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi


[color=red]3 Girls go 2 Yamdarmaraj
[b]1st Girl[/b]:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]: Nrakam ki velu
[b]2nd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]:Swargam ki velu
[b]3rd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli ki mundu evaritho cheyaledu...pelli tarvata kuda evari tho cheyyaledu
[b]Yama[/b]:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu [/color]


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[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[b]Father[/b]: entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
[b]Son[/b]: emi ledu daddy, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe

[b]Girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav
[b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 10 nundi 30 sarlu chestanu
[b]Girl[/b]:mentalodiva
[b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.

[color=red]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
Lawyer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problem
Lady:Adhe nandi problem...just touch chesi paripothunadu [/color]

nenenu ma cousin thega navukunam ee post chusi.
*=: *=: *=: *=: you rock you rock

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466212#msg1466212 date=1292091683]
[b]Father[/b]: entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
[b]Son[/b]: emi ledu daddy, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe

[b]Girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav
[b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 10 nundi 30 sarlu chestanu
[b]Girl[/b]:mentalodiva
[b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.

[color=red]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
Lawyer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problem
Lady:Adhe nandi problem...just touch chesi paripothunadu [/color]
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466212#msg1466212 date=1292091683]
[b]Father[/b]: entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
[b]Son[/b]: emi ledu daddy, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe

[b]Girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav
[b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 10 nundi 30 sarlu chestanu
[b]Girl[/b]:mentalodiva
[b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.

[color=red]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
Lawyer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problem
Lady:Adhe nandi problem...just touch chesi paripothunadu [/color]
[/quote]

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[quote author=Hangover link=topic=131951.msg1466232#msg1466232 date=1292091845]
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[/quote] sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
Lawyer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problem
Lady:Adhe nandi problem...just touch chesi paripothunadu

LoL.1q you rock

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[b]Teacher[/b] : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
[b]Student [/b]: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi


[b][color=red]A husband says to his wife: nenu lottery aadi naku dabbulu vasthey nuvvu em chestav
then wife says:  nenu sagam tisukoni ninnu vadilesi vellipotha
then husband replies: idhigo naku 3 rs vachhayi... sagam tisukoni nanu vadili vellipooo. [/color][/b]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466244#msg1466244 date=1292091995]
[b]Teacher[/b] : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
[b]Student [/b]: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi


[b][color=red]A husband says to his wife: nenu lottery aadi naku dabbulu vasthey nuvvu em chestav
then wife says:  nenu sagam tisukoni ninnu vadilesi vellipotha
then husband replies: idhigo naku 3 rs vachhayi... sagam tisukoni nanu vadili vellipooo. [/color][/b]
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keka unnaay mama  *=:

[quote author=BlaadeBaabjii link=topic=131951.msg1466263#msg1466263 date=1292092115]
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[/quote] welco#afd welco#afd