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A young brunette

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Stupidest man in bihar

Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.

Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, "Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar".

His ministers tried to calm him by saying, "How dare a man address such a letter to you?"

Mr. Laloo replied sadly, "This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?"

Become a great writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "Great" he said,

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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