thunderstorm369 Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Love in the dark Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids" Only 50 cents fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will. thief: how much do you have fish vendor : only 50 cents thief : are you trying to be fresh with me fish vendor: very very fresh thief: do you want me to kill you fish vendor :if you don't someone else will. Husband with wife From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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