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[thunderstorm369]

Love in the dark

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids"

Only 50 cents

fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will.

thief: how much do you have

fish vendor : only 50 cents

thief : are you trying to be fresh with me

fish vendor: very very fresh

thief: do you want me to kill you

fish vendor :if you don't someone else will.

Husband with wife

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,

"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."

"Samy! But he is your enemy !"

"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

[master123]

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