athidhi Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Microsoft Condom..... When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX)and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX, and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he switched to MS-Condom . To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He used it happily. Three months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft: . . What do u think is Microsoft's reply...........??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Think ................ Think again..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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