decentsun Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you have to say in your defense?' The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machines or mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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