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A young girl

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"

Husband to Wife

Husband to Wife - You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.

Wife: Nonsense it�s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

The difference in two things

What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?

When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over,

but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

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