Weird things u did/watched after coming to US

[Prakashnagar]

Jagan anna 2019 lo nene CM ani iipati nunde, Signatures practice seyytam, and prathi meeting lo seppatam 

[adwitiya_original]

[Maximus]

[KharjuraNaidu]

Most funniest thread ..ilantidi inkoti veyyandi;)

Ok

[ronitreddy]

Lepinra LOL

[andhrapradesh@123]

Ltt

[sandeep_nandyal]

Story time guys - 

 

Three years ago, I was asked by my consultancy owner - to pick up someone ( let us call him Mr.X )  from the airport. My consultancy owner told me that, he did not have a cell phone, but gave me a picture. 

 

I was somehow able to pick him up from the airport and came to realize that he ACTUALLY never had a cell phone. I can probably make a short film about this interesting character - but here is the summary. There are MANY incidents, but here is the summary.

 

1. His hands almost never left the scrotum area. Vadini...memu request chesam ...kitchen lo EMI muttukovaddu ani.

2. He wrote the following in his book - "Friendship with everyone is cancelled until the age of 65". Maku ikkada...dhada..emiytado ani.

3. Ma consultancy lo okariki face pyna allergy vachindi. Papam 2 months tarvata telisindi enti ante..Mr.X Thana shaving razor regular ga use chesadu.

4. eppudu...evaritho matladani Mr.X oka roju..ma consultancy lo evado namaz vethadante...vadini..hinduism ke anyam chestunnav ani godava pettukunnadu...

 

 

 

 

[LungiLingaraju]

Story time guys - 

 

Three years ago, I was asked by my consultancy owner - to pick up someone ( let us call him Mr.X )  from the airport. My consultancy owner told me that, he did not have a cell phone, but gave me a picture. 

 

I was somehow able to pick him up from the airport and came to realize that he ACTUALLY never had a cell phone. I can probably make a short film about this interesting character - but here is the summary. There are MANY incidents, but here is the summary.

 

1. His hands almost never left the scrotum area. Vadini...memu request chesam ...kitchen lo EMI muttukovaddu ani.

2. He wrote the following in his book - "Friendship with everyone is cancelled until the age of 65". Maku ikkada...dhada..emiytado ani.

3. Ma consultancy lo okariki face pyna allergy vachindi. Papam 2 months tarvata telisindi enti ante..Mr.X Thana shaving razor regular ga use chesadu.

4. eppudu...evaritho matladani Mr.X oka roju..ma consultancy lo evado namaz vethadante...vadini..hinduism ke anyam chestunnav ani godava pettukunnadu...

vuuuuu ... sooper interesting plzzz .. inka veyyy ..  Telugu vaadaa ?

[sandeep_nandyal]

vuuuuu ... sooper interesting plzzz .. inka veyyy ..  Telugu vaadaa ?

 

Bengali vadu.

 

Cheppadam marchipoya. First day, vadini..consultancy ke pickup chesukoni vacha - naku fever vachindi.

 

final day ma consultancy lo matha kalahalu..jarige...lopu...vadini..vellagottam...airport lo drop chesi vachaka... ma friend ke flu vachindi..

 

Paiga..a book lo "friendship is cancelled until 65" ante..memu intlo unna...kitchen knifes anni dapettam...eppudu...ma meda attack jarugutundo teliyaka  

[dappusubhani]

Bengali vadu.

 

Cheppadam marchipoya. First day, vadini..consultancy ke pickup chesukoni vacha - naku fever vachindi.

 

final day ma consultancy lo matha kalahalu..jarige...lopu...vadini..vellagottam...airport lo drop chesi vachaka... ma friend ke flu vachindi..

 

Paiga..a book lo "friendship is cancelled until 65" ante..memu intlo unna...kitchen knifes anni dapettam...eppudu...ma meda attack jarugutundo teliyaka  

 

vaammo.. manishi chala theda ga unnadu ga 

[mettastar]

First day George mason university ki poina to transfer to another univ.. apudu nenu friend gadu busstop lo bus kosam wait chesthunnam.. eduruga oka  bus vachi aagindhi.. andulo iddaru nallollu bus lo ne esukuntunnaru.. nallodu meda skirt ethukoni nalladhi kurchuntundi.. memu iddaram shock adi chusi

[kiladi bullodu]

First day George mason university ki poina to transfer to another univ.. apudu nenu friend gadu busstop lo bus kosam wait chesthunnam.. eduruga oka  bus vachi aagindhi.. andulo iddaru nallollu bus lo ne esukuntunnaru.. nallodu meda skirt ethukoni nalladhi kurchuntundi.. memu iddaram shock adi chusi

 

mee GMU vaalu straford porilani circle towers lo gangbang chesaru anta

Tom Bhaiyya cheyyamannadu counter strike groupplay antaa

[4Vikram]

vuuu

[Dale]

 oka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu.............  LoL.1q  LoL.1q

 

 

[4Vikram]

 oka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu.............  LoL.1q  LoL.1q

after long time db level post vammo evadu bhaiyya vadu