Weird things u did/watched after coming to US

[arshad]

paisalu unnai... appatlo vadu brand new honda accord konnadu.

andhuke paisal ayipoyayemo!!  :3D_Smiles_38:

[arshad]

tornado vallanemo...

aithe car to batu illu kooda shakala kada  sCo_^Y

[fake_Bezawada]

andhuke paisal ayipoyayemo!!  :3D_Smiles_38:

nuvvu nee trolls

[NinduChandurudu]

 oka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu.............

 

 

 

 

:surprised-038:

[GunturGongura]

Afdb

[Shilpaa]

endhuku shake ayyedi  :3D_Smiles:

meeku teylida?

[Shilpaa]

tornado vallanemo...

meeku teylida?

[Maximus]

meeku teylida?

 

 

[ronitreddy]

 oka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu.............  LoL.1q  LoL.1q

dandam pettali

[ronitreddy]

Story time guys - 

 

Three years ago, I was asked by my consultancy owner - to pick up someone ( let us call him Mr.X )  from the airport. My consultancy owner told me that, he did not have a cell phone, but gave me a picture. 

 

I was somehow able to pick him up from the airport and came to realize that he ACTUALLY never had a cell phone. I can probably make a short film about this interesting character - but here is the summary. There are MANY incidents, but here is the summary.

 

1. His hands almost never left the scrotum area. Vadini...memu request chesam ...kitchen lo EMI muttukovaddu ani.

2. He wrote the following in his book - "Friendship with everyone is cancelled until the age of 65". Maku ikkada...dhada..emiytado ani.

3. Ma consultancy lo okariki face pyna allergy vachindi. Papam 2 months tarvata telisindi enti ante..Mr.X Thana shaving razor regular ga use chesadu.

4. eppudu...evaritho matladani Mr.X oka roju..ma consultancy lo evado namaz vethadante...vadini..hinduism ke anyam chestunnav ani godava pettukunnadu...

Vammo Vammoo

[shamsher_007]

MS starting days lo maa room lo okadu stove high lo petti  chapathilu kalusthunnadu, aa vediki pogatho, fire alaram mogindi, inka room lo unna migatha vallu doors,windows open chesi pettaru, aa alaram 2 sarlu mogi agipoindi, migatha roomamtes inka vadini pattukoni, ippudu fireengine vasthundi, :police:  cops kuda vosthunnaru, nuvvu enduku atla chesinavani sava dobbaru, videmo bikkamoham vesukoni ippudu em cheyali bayya ani dheenamga antunte, okadu vachi naku oka 100$ ivvu, nenu velli leasing ofc  lo matladi settle chestha ani dobbesadu 

 

tarvtha adantha bussu ani vadiki telisi (chapathi person) vidini nila deesi adigithe, money return ichesadu  

[iTeachSAP]

Ni yamma, eedaki vachi mana desi vuncles gaylu ayaru...

Mandhu party ani cheppi andharu weekend weekend oka daggara setup esi aada full gaa taagi gay sex chesukoni intiki poyi podhune lesi office kostharu...


Office antha kodi ayi koosthundhi aa batch gurunchi ayina siggu ledhu... Okari thodalu okadu pisukunna apude naaku doubt raavalisindhi

[billa85]

Lol

[4Vikram]

MS starting days lo maa room lo okadu stove high lo petti  chapathilu kalusthunnadu, aa vediki pogatho, fire alaram mogindi, inka room lo unna migatha vallu doors,windows open chesi pettaru, aa alaram 2 sarlu mogi agipoindi, migatha roomamtes inka vadini pattukoni, ippudu fireengine vasthundi, :police:  cops kuda vosthunnaru, nuvvu enduku atla chesinavani sava dobbaru, videmo bikkamoham vesukoni ippudu em cheyali bayya ani dheenamga antunte, okadu vachi naku oka 100$ ivvu, nenu velli leasing ofc  lo matladi settle chestha ani dobbesadu 

 

tarvtha adantha bussu ani vadiki telisi (chapathi person) vidini nila deesi adigithe, money return ichesadu  

awesome timing 

[Enjoy99]

Ni yamma, eedaki vachi mana desi vuncles gaylu ayaru...

Mandhu party ani cheppi andharu weekend weekend oka daggara setup esi aada full gaa taagi gay sex chesukoni intiki poyi podhune lesi office kostharu...


Office antha kodi ayi koosthundhi aa batch gurunchi ayina siggu ledhu... Okari thodalu okadu pisukunna apude naaku doubt raavalisindhi

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