Weird things u did/watched after coming to US

[ammulu]

oka roju i misplaced my wallet so urgent ga class attend avvali so vedini adiganu mama ne metro card ivvu i will recharge it with money ani ,,,, daniki ma vadu arey ivi magentic cards ra denilo mana photo untadi and these are connected to satellites , so eppudu nuvvu e card thesukoni ekkithe they will catch you and me and throw us in jail ani cheppadu pichina dash gadu , lucky ga two day's i got my wallet
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[dalapathi]

[quote author=santhusen8 link=topic=129441.msg1436942#msg1436942 date=1291615532]
inka okati cheppatam marchipoya

oka roju  while we are swimming in the pool , rendu kothulu ( blacks ) they came into the pool couple vallu they started fcuking in front of us ante vadu pool fcuk ,,face bayata undi iddaridi , ma vadu oh thega rechipoyi underwater velli chusi vasthanu ra vadidi entha peddaga untado ani he went so close to them and got up just in front of them nallodu  hand tho warning ichadu manchi mood lo unnadu kabatti ma vadu bathiki poyadu ,
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[chipanjichiru]

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q#

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama... !q#

[NaughtyBoy]

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa ,,,,,, LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[chipanjichiru]

[quote author=NaughtyBoy link=topic=129441.msg1439512#msg1439512 date=1291670972]
osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa ,,,,,, LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
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papam baa... @3$%

[NaughtyBoy]

[quote author=TollywoodEmperor link=topic=129441.msg1439506#msg1439506 date=1291670917]
Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q#

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama... !q#
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same experience first time Univ lo unna swimmingpool ki velthe lopala changing rooms lo andari bare bodies bare thammulani chudaleka chachaa,,,,,,,,, !q# !q# !q#

[dalapathi]

[quote author=NaughtyBoy link=topic=129441.msg1439512#msg1439512 date=1291670972]
osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa ,,,,,, LoL.1q LoL.1q
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mari mee evvari ni help adagakundaa alaa vellaadaa...............paapam..............mee vaadiki theliayaka chesaadu kaanie........aah santhusen roommate.......king420 roommates cheppevi vintey maatram........ sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2

[goli soda]

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[NaughtyBoy]

[quote author=dalapathi link=topic=129441.msg1439525#msg1439525 date=1291671174]
mari mee evvari ni help adagakundaa alaa vellaadaa...............paapam..............mee vaadiki theliayaka chesaadu kaanie........aah santhusen roommate.......king420 roommates cheppevi vintey maatram........ sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2
[/quote]kondaru untaru kada mama potu gaallam ane feeling lo untaaru  @3$% @3$%

[andhrabalayya]

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...
Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :
"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna"

[dalapathi]

[quote author=NaughtyBoy link=topic=129441.msg1439534#msg1439534 date=1291671267]
kondaru untaru kada mama potu gaallam ane feeling lo untaaru  @3$% @3$%
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ooh...veedu aah type aah......nenu inkaa teliyaka vellademo anukunnaa............

[chipanjichiru]

[quote author=NaughtyBoy link=topic=129441.msg1439520#msg1439520 date=1291671100]
same experience first time Univ lo unna swimmingpool ki velthe lopala changing rooms lo andari bare bodies bare thammulani chudaleka chachaa,,,,,,,,, !q# !q# !q#
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Changing roomslo yekkadaina alage untaru mama...nenu suddenga ippudu ee post yendhuku vesano telusa? Na karma kali, 10 minutes back toiletki velithe, chinkee na kod**ulu, without single nulu pogu on body, hair cut chesukuntunnaru...door theeyagane darsanam ayindhi... sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2

[NaughtyBoy]

[quote author=TollywoodEmperor link=topic=129441.msg1439555#msg1439555 date=1291671456]
Changing roomslo yekkadaina alage untaru mama...nenu suddenga ippudu ee post yendhuku vesano telusa? Na karma kali, 10 minutes back toiletki velithe, chinkee na kod**ulu, without single nulu pogu on body, hair cut chesukuntunnaru...door theeyagane darsanam ayindhi... sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2

[/quote]thnk god nenu eppudu dorms lo undale,,,,,,,,,

[peru_edaite_enti]

motham 1 hr pattindi ee taaadu motham read cheyadaniki....chusta unte ee db motham circle towers valla to nindi poyinattu unde....vammo aa prasad enti, chinki galla darshanalu enti....ammo..... I seriously thank god for giving such a wonderful roomies for me so far......

[king420]

malliiii ee thaaaaduni paiki laagindi evadraaa
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