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inkoti cheppta.....maa apt deggara H1 family vallu unntaru ...they choose amazon to buy cereals ....and vishyam nenu joke chestu vere valliki cheptte vallu kuda ade chestunnaru antha naku ithe [img]http://www.andhrawatch.com/gifs/var/thumbs/Brahmi-Gifs/106kchl.gif?m=1321424381[/img]

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1) Maa roommate Trimmer tho vaadi gundu vaade geeskovadam naaku eerpadina 1st psychic disorder[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2w4wepz.gif[/img]

2) Battalu Uthukkodaniki Intlo Washer kanapadakapoyeesariki...kaneesam ekkada untayo kuda adagakunda...Bath tub lo RIN sub vesi subbaram ga battalu uttukovadam chusi ....2nd psychic Disorder ki loonayyanu[img width=150 height=102][url="http://www.chalanachithram.com/discus/clipart2/brahmam_hair.gif"]http://www.chalanach...rahmam_hair.gif[/url][/img]

3) Sorakayani...Peel cheyyakunda alagee cut chesi ....Onions lo sorakayamukkalu vesi fry chesina Ghanudu Vaaadu.....ideee naku vadini chusaka eerpadina 3rd psychic Disorder

4) maa kitchen lo cockroaches undevi..... Deep friz lo chaala rojulu oka dabba undedi..oka roju asalu indulo emunnaya ani mutha teesi chuste andulo 5 cockroaches unnaiii...evadraa ee pani chesindi ante....Nene maastaruuu meeru undadi cheptha...ila cheste kaani veetiki buddi raadu ani cheppina vaadini chusii..neenu poooorthiga pichodini ayepoyanu[img width=124 height=132][url="http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif"]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/url][/img][img width=124 height=132][url="http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif"]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/url][/img][img width=124 height=132][url="http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif"]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/url][/img][img width=124 height=132][url="http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif"]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/url][/img][img width=124 height=132][url="http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif"]http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7htvm.gif[/url][/img]
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ilantiolla tho undatam kanna oka $ 100 ekkuvayina, vere room choosukovadam better...leki nayyalu..anthe...mararu waste fellows..ikkadiki ochina taruvata kuda [img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-TAOqVEQBDzE/T5nYyU_G3KI/AAAAAAAACjA/Jws63wbwnQ0/s150/suryakantham.gif[/img]

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vadi address ivuu baa weight tagali anukuntunna vallaki baga paniki vasthundhii.... aa room lo join ivutharu....

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Naaku oka daridrudu dorikaadu. Vaadidhi Jharkhand. Asalu adavi manishulu vaadini chusi siggutho chacchipothaayanukunta

1. Vaadu prapanchamulo vaadikante best cook evadu ledu ani vaadi feeling. Theory mottham chepthaadu and by the time he starts cooking he drinks so much and he looses control on what he is doing. Final ga kaneesam chicken udakaka munde sagam boil ayina daanini taste chusthu ave fingers aa curry lo petti malli gravy taste chusthaadu. adi chusi naaku vomit avuthundi and entha greed ante he eats 80 percent of it and still wants more.

2. Almost he eats every moving object known to mankind and adi raw ga undagaane thintaadu lamdi koduku. Asalu raakshasudini live ga chusina first time only after seeing them first time in Ramayanam serial

3. Rice ayina tharavaatha, Ganjini teesi vaadu store room lo room temperature lo 1 week pedithe edo rice wine tayaaravathadi ani experiment chesi nannu thaaga manevaadu. Daantlo live ga naaku fungus kana padedi. But still he says it is the best wine in the world and he keeps drinking.

4. Vaadu oka flute vaayisthaadu, evado india lo UP lo unna guruji nunchi nerchukunnadu anta. Naaku intlo entha pedda torture ante vaadi flute vina leka thalani godaku esi kottukunevaadini. endukante raathri 1 ki start chesevaadu chinni kishnudu.

5. H1B meeda last 6 months pay stubs levu, valla employer thoni godava, asalu undo revoke ayindo teliyadu, full time ki apply chestaadu and they reject because no pay stubs but still he talks arrogantly and says he will manage. Asalu vaadu eppudooo illegal ayyadu but vaadi dairyam endo naaku artham kaadu

6. Okate cheddi and oka shirt motham 1 month esukuntaadu. Undilu uthiki hall lo vesthaadu. Aa shirt and chaddi kampu thattukoleka memu maa laundry card icchi uthukommante vaadiki akkada varaku nadichi washing ki veyyalante baddakam.

7. Vaadi pelli kaaledu and he is 34 and oka ammayi valla relatives lo friend veediki. Full thaagi aa ammayiki phone chesthaadu vela paala lekunda. And addamayana vanni vaaguthaadu, paapam aa ammayi veedini etla thattukuntundo emo

8. Bathroom lo vaadiki cigarette kottande Kaaryam kaadu. Mothham bathroom antha addamaina poga kampu. Maakaithe mabbulolo enter ayinattu anipisthundi. Adokkate kaadu bathroom lo laptop pettukoni minimum 1.5 hr (UP lo lafoot kawwali songs. Altaf raza type) songs pettukoni mammalni saava kodthaadu sound bayataku vinapadelaa.

9. Asale H1B status ledu and he drinks almost everyday and wakes up in the afternoon around 12:00 PM and doesn't even bother to take or looks what calls have come or what to return back.

10. Inkoka katharnaak pani emitante nenu and 1 more roomie bayataki vellamu and this fellow drank so much that he forgot to switch of the stove and cooker was on and he locked the door from inside. Memu arichi door lu kotti phonelo chesi entha lepina levaledu antha matthulo unnadu. Maaku tension perigi poyi last ki apartment courtesy officer ki chesthe vaadu vacchi teesi poyaadu. My other roomie who was with me almost asked him to get out of the apartment on the same night due to his behavior.

11. Asalu room lo ememi unnayo vaadu eppudu pattinchukodu. Okasaari Bathroom tissues ayipothunnayi ani vaadiki telisi kuda lite teesukoni direct ga hand vaadi (pakkaku oka bottle pettukoni) and ade chethitho inka bathroom lo emi raccha chesaado aa devudike telusu.

inka chaala daarunaalu unnayi but can't type more. Luckily i moved now to California and out of that Texas chainsaw massacre.

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Naaku oka daridrudu dorikaadu. Vaadidhi Jharkhand. Asalu adavi manishulu vaadini chusi siggutho chacchipothaayanukunta

1. Vaadu prapanchamulo vaadikante best cook evadu ledu ani vaadi feeling. Theory mottham chepthaadu and by the time he starts cooking he drinks so much and he looses control on what he is doing. Final ga kaneesam chicken udakaka munde sagam boil ayina daanini taste chusthu ave fingers aa curry lo petti malli gravy taste chusthaadu. adi chusi naaku vomit avuthundi and entha greed ante he eats 80 percent of it and still wants more.

2. Almost he eats every moving object known to mankind and adi raw ga undagaane thintaadu lamdi koduku. Asalu raakshasudini live ga chusina first time only after seeing them first time in Ramayanam serial

3. Rice ayina tharavaatha, Ganjini teesi vaadu store room lo room temperature lo 1 week pedithe edo rice wine tayaaravathadi ani experiment chesi nannu thaaga manevaadu. Daantlo live ga naaku fungus kana padedi. But still he says it is the best wine in the world and he keeps drinking.

4. Vaadu oka flute vaayisthaadu, evado india lo UP lo unna guruji nunchi nerchukunnadu anta. Naaku intlo entha pedda torture ante vaadi flute vina leka thalani godaku esi kottukunevaadini. endukante raathri 1 ki start chesevaadu chinni kishnudu.

5. H1B meeda last 6 months pay stubs levu, valla employer thoni godava, asalu undo revoke ayindo teliyadu, full time ki apply chestaadu and they reject because no pay stubs but still he talks arrogantly and says he will manage. Asalu vaadu eppudooo illegal ayyadu but vaadi dairyam endo naaku artham kaadu

6. Okate cheddi and oka shirt motham 1 month esukuntaadu. Undilu uthiki hall lo vesthaadu. Aa shirt and chaddi kampu thattukoleka memu maa laundry card icchi uthukommante vaadiki akkada varaku nadichi washing ki veyyalante baddakam.

7. Vaadi pelli kaaledu and he is 34 and oka ammayi valla relatives lo friend veediki. Full thaagi aa ammayiki phone chesthaadu vela paala lekunda. And addamayana vanni vaaguthaadu, paapam aa ammayi veedini etla thattukuntundo emo

8. Bathroom lo vaadiki cigarette kottande Kaaryam kaadu. Mothham bathroom antha addamaina poga kampu. Maakaithe mabbulolo enter ayinattu anipisthundi. Adokkate kaadu bathroom lo laptop pettukoni minimum 1.5 hr (UP lo lafoot kawwali songs. Altaf raza type) songs pettukoni mammalni saava kodthaadu sound bayataku vinapadelaa.

9. Asale H1B status ledu and he drinks almost everyday and wakes up in the afternoon around 12:00 PM and doesn't even bother to take or looks what calls have come or what to return back.

10. Inkoka katharnaak pani emitante nenu and 1 more roomie bayataki vellamu and this fellow drank so much that he forgot to switch of the stove and cooker was on and he locked the door from inside. Memu arichi door lu kotti phonelo chesi entha lepina levaledu antha matthulo unnadu. Maaku tension perigi poyi last ki apartment courtesy officer ki chesthe vaadu vacchi teesi poyaadu. My other roomie who was with me almost asked him to get out of the apartment on the same night due to his behavior.

11. Asalu room lo ememi unnayo vaadu eppudu pattinchukodu. Okasaari Bathroom tissues ayipothunnayi ani vaadiki telisi kuda lite teesukoni direct ga hand vaadi (pakkaku oka bottle pettukoni) and ade chethitho inka bathroom lo emi raccha chesaado aa devudike telusu.

inka chaala daarunaalu unnayi but can't type more. Luckily i moved now to California and out of that Texas chainsaw massacre.
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never laughed this much in recent times.. oh my god..tears kept on rolling, stomach gonna burst sooooooooon...

its the bestestestest thread.
thx to all for awesome entertainment. <)&
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vayasu iravay aaru, janmadhinam okati, samvatsaram panthomidivandala enabhai edu...

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1) Maa roommate Trimmer tho vaadi gundu vaade geeskovadam naaku eerpadina 1st psychic disorder[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2w4wepz.gif[/img]

2) Battalu Uthukkodaniki Intlo Washer kanapadakapoyeesariki...kaneesam ekkada untayo kuda adagakunda...Bath tub lo RIN sub vesi subbaram ga battalu uttukovadam chusi ....2nd psychic Disorder ki loonayyanu

3) Sorakayani...Peel cheyyakunda alagee cut chesi ....Onions lo sorakayamukkalu vesi fry chesina Ghanudu Vaaadu.....ideee naku vadini chusaka eerpadina 3rd psychic Disorder

4) maa kitchen lo cockroaches undevi..... Deep friz lo chaala rojulu oka dabba undedi..oka roju asalu indulo emunnaya ani mutha teesi chuste andulo 5 cockroaches unnaiii...evadraa ee pani chesindi ante....Nene maastaruuu meeru undadi cheptha...ila cheste kaani veetiki buddi raadu ani cheppina vaadini chusii..neenu poooorthiga pichodini ayepoyanu

aa Candidate kalla picture vesko.. Dannam petti Tagaledadam... em Item gaadu Bhayyaa

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Excellent Post

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Thread start chesina vaadu Superrrrr Topic Pattukunnadu


7 AM ayyindi late anukunaa... time pattichukokunda 7:30 AM and still studying skipped breakfast

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