Weird things u did/watched after coming to US

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

maa cousin oka ammai undhi--------thana telisina oka SAMBAR papa undhi anta thana office lone work chesthadhi--------thanaki US lo own house kooda undhi, she is working here for so many years------- aame MC D , TACO lanti stores ki vellinappudu TOMATO KETCHUP packets ekkuava ga teeskuni osthundhi-------aa ketchup tho tomato curry and tomato pachadhi pettukundhi anta--------adhi vinna nenu ketchuppppp tho curry pachadaaaaaaa ani shock ki guri ayya

 

holy molly lol.1q

[raj_hyd]

nenu Univ lo undeppudu...ma room lo okkadu...Laptop lo voice recorder On chesi...Laptop mottam close chesinattu kakukda ala light ga open chesi velletodu....avatali manushulu tana gurunchi em matadutunnaro telsukovalni..

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

EKKADA evado Prasad gadi gurinchi chala chepparu , ilanti daridrudu ma room lo kuda unnadu infact ma classmate day scholars kabatti eppudu theliyaledu vadi gurinchi

i have many incidents in 3 months time

1) oka roju SAMS club ke vellamu houston lo i was buying tomatos , vadu na deggariki vachi hey why  u buying that we should learn to cook with tomatos and onions ani annadu naku shock arey atleast konni curries ke ayina tomotas kavali kada ra ani anna but he did not allow me to buy them

2) oka roju serious ga na deggariki vachi  mama rice cost ekkuava avuthundi ( memu vachinappudu 11 dollars unde back appudu 24 dollars ke perigindi 2008 lo )  why don't we start eating tortillas  daily 1 dollar ke mana daily food ayyipothundi ra ani cheppadu ( mayida pindi tho chestharu kada) orey chachipothamu ra daily tortillas thinte edo eppudo thinali ra ante , ala kadu ra edina carbohydrates and protiens eh kada ane vadu , but elago control chesi rice thechevallamu

3) one day sudden ga vadi bedroom lo ke vellanu bag lo edo sardu kuntunnadu and he was eating something , enti ra adhi ante , mouth freshner tablets JET AIRWAYS LO ICHARU ANTA 6 months back avi appudu appudu thintunnadu anta

4) oka roju serious ga ma deggaraki vachi mama idigo saibaba prasadam annadu , enti ra maku theliyakunda hillcroft ke eppudu poyavu anta , idhi hillcroft kadu hyd lo saibab temple ke vellinappudu prasadam ra , eppudina thinachu ani shock ichadu  1 year back velladu anta adhi dachipettukunnadu and adhi smell vasthundi ani share cheyatam start chesadu

5) oka roju bank of america ke thesukoni velladu ma inko friend vedini account open cheyinchataniki actually appudu 100 dollars free ga isthundi account open chesthe so vedu velladu
inka akkada bargaining start manager tho naku enti naku enti ane style ( vadu oka two mugs oka t shirt , oka stapler and pins , ok laundry bag ) lo vedu savadengithe avi anni ichindi , and vediki cheppindi anta sir we have lot of other customers waiting ani ,,,,, so mana vadu so i am not your customer ah ani danini savagottadu anta atlast inka evo evo thechadu

6) oka roju curry cheyyara ani adigamu pan lo water posadu , sorakaya cut chesadu , and dani sorakaya vesi uppu karam vesi close chesadu 15 min high lo petti andarini pilichadu arey curry ready ra ani
inka emi chesthamu chachi nattu danini pakkana padesi palli chutney vesukoni thinalsivachindi a night ke

7) vedu starting lo bank of america T shirt vesukunevadu adhi one month vesukunnadu , oka roju nenu adiganu mama smell vasthundi tshirt koddiga wash chesukovachu kada ra ani , actually maku appudu evening swimming chesealavatu undi so vadu matho patu vachadu swimming pool ke a t shirt tho ne dookadu swimming pool lo ke endi ra ante mama inka seperate ga t shirt uthakatam enduku e water lo murikimotham pothadi ani cheppadu
okka sec kuda think cheyyakunda i came out of the pool , i complained to the leasing office evadu pool ne kampu chesadu water change cheyyamani

8) oka roju i misplaced my wallet so urgent ga class attend avvali so vedini adiganu mama ne metro card ivvu i will recharge it with money ani ,,,, daniki ma vadu arey ivi magentic cards ra denilo mana photo untadi and these are connected to satellites , so eppudu nuvvu e card thesukoni ekkithe they will catch you and me and throw us in jail ani cheppadu pichina dash gadu , lucky ga two day's i got my wallet

inka chala chala unnayi cheppali ante naku yak anipisthundi

 

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

 

inka houston lo ne untunnavaa?

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

nenu Univ lo undeppudu...ma room lo okkadu...Laptop lo voice recorder On chesi...Laptop mottam close chesinattu kakukda ala light ga open chesi velletodu....avatali manushulu tana gurunchi em matadutunnaro telsukovalni..

 

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[Nellore Pedda reddy]

inka okati cheppatam marchipoya

oka roju  while we are swimming in the pool , rendu kothulu ( blacks ) they came into the pool couple vallu they started fcuking in front of us ante vadu pool fcuk ,,face bayata undi iddaridi , ma vadu oh thega rechipoyi underwater velli chusi vasthanu ra vadidi entha peddaga untado ani he went so close to them and got up just in front of them nallodu  hand tho warning ichadu manchi mood lo unnadu kabatti ma vadu bathiki poyadu ,

 

vammo lol.1q lol.1q lol.1q

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa ,,,,,, LoL.1q

 

lol.1q lol.1q lol.1q

[Katti_Ramdas]

nenu Univ lo undeppudu...ma room lo okkadu...Laptop lo voice recorder On chesi...Laptop mottam close chesinattu kakukda ala light ga open chesi velletodu....avatali manushulu tana gurunchi em matadutunnaro telsukovalni..

oreedavva

 

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

ennani chepaali emani cheppali?/?/
okko friend ki enneno sangatanulu!!!

a) okadu unaadu vaadikemo underwear vesukone alavaatu ledu.... vaadi comforter choosthe appudapudu pachi ga untundi.. deniko telidu!!
    vesukodu kaani malli aadi underwear ki A ani kuttichkunaadu!!
B) vaadu vachina kottallo CAPSICUM curry try chesaadu... ela ante water posesi andulo 1/4 ki capsicum nimpi cooker lo pettadu.. andulo
    2 spoons KAARAM and 4 spoons SALT vesadu.. entra ante alaane cheyali ani vaadinchadu.. kaaram kanna uppu ekkuva veyali anta..
    maa brathukulu thagaleyya!!
c) veedidi inkoti cheppali.. maa friend india ki velthu cordless phone konnadu with 4 handsets... 4 naaku waste rendunna saripothayi ani
    ante..  ventane maa vaadu ventane rendu naaku icheyi neeku half money istha anaadu
d) cinemalu choosthaadu padi saarlu choosthe gaani ardham avadhu... ela ante... iron man choosi iron man ni villain antaadu.. puli cinema
    lo manoj bajpai is father of pawan antaadu!! anduke vaadi tho evaram movies chodamu!!

inkokadu unaadu maa room lo .. idu highlight
a) vaadiki guddu ela boil cheyalo telidu...  chinna ginne lo guddu petti microwave lo pettaadu ( without water) .. adi dhadel ani pelindi...
B) oka saari bathroom kadugutha anaadu .. happy feel ayaaamu... vaadu chesina paniki malli feel ayaam... bucket lo neeelu nimpesi
    bathroom floor ni kadigaadu.. luckily maa inti kinda Desis e so pedda problem avthunde...
c)  eedi vanta gurinchi mention cheyali.. pappu chesaadu with less water.. daani thechi PAN meeda pettadu .. ademo pizza la thayarayindi!!

kindi room lo okkadu unaadu.... bakasuridi mama la untaadu.. curry entha Dengipoyina dengi dengi thintaadu....
oka night vaaadu bayata party ki velladu.. velle mundu vaadi quota ani cheppi annam kura dhaachesukoni poyaadu..
vaadu enni weeks ki okasaari snanam chestado vaadike telidu.. peenugula vaasana vasthadi vaadi deggara!!
vadini choosthe WALmart kella lante bhayam vesthundi!! kaastho kustho luck enti ante vaadu Vegeterian!!!

 

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[Nellore Pedda reddy]

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

lol.1q

[raghuraj]

Okka appudu ma Room Mate.. weekly oka sari veli debit card pin change cheskoni vachey vadu.. enduku ra antey.. money cut avutayi anta change cheskokapothey..

 

Vidiki Buddi chepali ani.. Kotha lo andaram phones teskunnam.. so appudu vadi Talk time memu use chesey valam.. vadu oka roju vachi bayaa na talk time ayipotundi enduku ani qns.. memu appudu arey nuvu evariki ayina call chestunava daily ani adiginam he said noo.. then we said nuvu roju evariki ayina call cheyali leka pothey talk time cut avutadi ani chepinam...

[Katti_Ramdas]

Okka appudu ma Room Mate.. weekly oka sari veli debit card pin change cheskoni vachey vadu.. enduku ra antey.. money cut avutayi anta change cheskokapothey..

 

Vidiki Buddi chepali ani.. Kotha lo andaram phones teskunnam.. so appudu vadi Talk time memu use chesey valam.. vadu oka roju vachi bayaa na talk time ayipotundi enduku ani qns.. memu appudu arey nuvu evariki ayina call chestunava daily ani adiginam he said noo.. then we said nuvu roju evariki ayina call cheyali leka pothey talk time cut avutadi ani chepinam...

 

[ChampakDas]

inka okati cheppatam marchipoya

oka roju  while we are swimming in the pool , rendu kothulu ( blacks ) they came into the pool couple vallu they started fcuking in front of us ante vadu pool fcuk ,,face bayata undi iddaridi , ma vadu oh thega rechipoyi underwater velli chusi vasthanu ra vadidi entha peddaga untado ani he went so close to them and got up just in front of them nallodu  hand tho warning ichadu manchi mood lo unnadu kabatti ma vadu bathiki poyadu ,

 

[ChampakDas]

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa ,,,,,, LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

 

[ChampakDas]

Okka appudu ma Room Mate.. weekly oka sari veli debit card pin change cheskoni vachey vadu.. enduku ra antey.. money cut avutayi anta change cheskokapothey..

 

Vidiki Buddi chepali ani.. Kotha lo andaram phones teskunnam.. so appudu vadi Talk time memu use chesey valam.. vadu oka roju vachi bayaa na talk time ayipotundi enduku ani qns.. memu appudu arey nuvu evariki ayina call chestunava daily ani adiginam he said noo.. then we said nuvu roju evariki ayina call cheyali leka pothey talk time cut avutadi ani chepinam...

 

[MathuloMazaaahhh]

nenu us vachina first roju i landed in chicago........ then i have to take another flight to memphis..... in the flight to memphis i was felling very sleepy ........ hyderabad to chicago is 15 hrs journey full ga tired ... so full sleep lo vunna....

in flight to memphis full deep sleep lo vunnapudu air hostess brought  soda(coke, sprite ) tins and offered to every one
but i do not know that as i was in deep sleep.....she did not offered to me...... after 10 mins another air hostess brought empty trash bag and collecting already finished tins..... she came near me and said  ''soda tins" i woke up from sleep and put my hand in trash bag and  took one coke ....the air hostess was telling " they are not good" ....... as it was my first day i did not understood english........ but i took one tin...... then the airs hostess and all felllow passengers burst in luaghs....

ne yavva ..