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ninna oka experience... weird analo em analo matram telidu.... tappu pattadaniki naku logic avute kanapadaledu.... ninna night office lo oka desi couple intiki dinner ki piliste vellanu.... akkada already kontha mandi desis vunnaru kani naku parichayam ledu..... chala sarlu pilicharu ani velloddam ani vella..... intlo enter avvagane pedda sounds.... entole anukunna... koncham sepu ayyaka inka pedda sounds...... vere guests hall lone adukuntunnaru.... working day kada pani chesi chiraku meda vunduntaru, so enduku commit ayyaru anukuntunnaru emo, leka kottukuntunnaru emo koncham help chesi jump ayipoddam ani kitchen side vella... chuste calm gane cooked curries ni reheat chestunnaru.... enti aa sound ani adiga... dishwasher padayyindi, so utensils laundry washer lo wash chestunnam annaru.... t0rxi0.gif mari taravata battalaki vasana vastundi kada ante... battalalo detergent vestam kada radule... malli softener vadatam manchi smell vuntundi ani annaru.... th_brahmam-rom2.gif


nenu tondaraga tinestanu, meru pilicharu ani vachanu ani cheppi akkada nundi tokkulubilla.gif

 

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nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi Brahmi_scared-1.gif, okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii [img width=150 height=120]http://i45.tinypic.com/ven8gj.jpg[/img] -------5years ki inni goraalu choosa, inka enni choodalo [img width=130 height=88]http://i50.tinypic.com/288mdd0.jpg[/img]

 

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ninna oka experience... weird analo em analo matram telidu.... tappu pattadaniki naku logic avute kanapadaledu.... ninna night office lo oka desi couple intiki dinner ki piliste vellanu.... akkada already kontha mandi desis vunnaru kani naku parichayam ledu..... chala sarlu pilicharu ani velloddam ani vella..... intlo enter avvagane pedda sounds.... entole anukunna... koncham sepu ayyaka inka pedda sounds...... vere guests hall lone adukuntunnaru.... working day kada pani chesi chiraku meda vunduntaru, so enduku commit ayyaru anukuntunnaru emo, leka kottukuntunnaru emo koncham help chesi jump ayipoddam ani kitchen side vella... chuste calm gane cooked curries ni reheat chestunnaru.... enti aa sound ani adiga... dishwasher padayyindi, so utensils laundry washer lo wash chestunnam annaru.... t0rxi0.gif mari taravata battalaki vasana vastundi kada ante... battalalo detergent vestam kada radule... malli softener vadatam manchi smell vuntundi ani annaru.... th_brahmam-rom2.gif


nenu tondaraga tinestanu, meru pilicharu ani vachanu ani cheppi akkada nundi tokkulubilla.gif

 

 

 

 

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sreenu vytla2nd half  movie inspiration tho oka story nadipiyalsinde...pawan-kalyan-trivikram-laugh-gif.gif

nenu Univ lo undeppudu...ma room lo okkadu...Laptop lo voice recorder On chesi...Laptop mottam close chesinattu kakukda ala light ga open chesi velletodu....avatali manushulu tana gurunchi em matadutunnaro telsukovalni..pawan-kalyan-trivikram-laugh-gif.gif

 

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inkokati ayyindi... idi ikkada vunna andariki ayye vuntundi... nenu kottaga vachinappudu univ rec ki badminton adadam ani vellam.... akkada birdie kavali maku... maa vadu nallaga vuntadu parigettukuntu velli.... " can i get a cock?" ani tella porini adigadu.... adi oka disgusting look ichi velli poyindi... velli chinki ammayilani adigadu pakkana... vaallu what? ani malli adigi malli annaka navvutunnaru... maa seniors emo ekkada tannulu padatayo ani dooram gane nunchukunnaru... ammayilu avute cinema chustunnaru vadu adugutunte... kottaga vachina inko 3 vellaru cock cock anukuntu... vallu bhayapaddaru... inka chetilo cock lakkuni idi cock ani chupistunnaru... vaallemo navvi.. oooo shuttle... ani icharu... taravata nenu dooram lo vunte vachi adigi appudu cheppa birdie antaru ani...  @3$%
aa senior ammayilu telisi kuda aa roju telinattu pakkane vundi chustunnaru okkati pikalani anipinchindi...

 

 
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nenu US first time vachinappudu flight lo naatho paatu enkokadu vunnadu...hyd lo parichayam ayyadu....alaa eddaram kalisi vachaam okea univ ki...flight lo creamer estaaru kada coffee ki...avi milk laaga vuntaayi...naaku teliyadu avi creamer ani...adenti entha takkuva milk echaaru ani vaadini adigitea...avi anthea ....energy milk type...koddiga taagitea chaalu energy vachestundi ani....takku mani open chesi taagesaadu...

 

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nenu okati chepta...

Nenu vellina 1 year tharvatha....evaro indian stundents maa university ki vastunnaru...please receive chesukora ante...nenu maa roommate vellam....

okkadu ani chepte....akkada mugguru vunnaru...entra meeru kooda same universitya ante yes annaru...mari....enduku mail cheyaledu...ante...thelvadu ani ante....sare le ani...inko friend ni rammani...wait chesi....vallani maa room ke teesukellam...inka evaru vaddu ante...

sare morning class ki vellalani....adaavidiga rest room door open cheyagaane...dharigram choodalsi vachindi....

aa muggurilo okadu....camod meeda rendu kaallu petto paina koorchooni vunnadu...edava door kooda vesukoledu...

chi chi ani...vaaadu vachaka....adem koorocham raa...ayina at least door lock chesukovachu kadara ante....
anna adi ela lock cheyalo thelvaledu....and india alaavaatulo alaa koorchunna annadu....

 

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Naa flight late ayindani motel lo room book chesaru..first time tub lo shower.. aa curtain deniko telvad..hot water ila vasthayo telvad..movie style lo tub lo water nimpi porli malli sabbu pettukuni Mali fresh watr nimpi Mali porlanu...room ki vachaka frnd chepadu ila ani..

 

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Maa frd okkadu H1 vallatho vunde vadu....eddu master chesadu... so H1 from india nuchi vachina vallu chaalaaa lekka vestharu so aa room lo vedithoti kalipi 5 members vunde vallu and daily evvadi vanta valladhi so timing iche vallu....and daily 5 curries vundeve... by any chance nuvvu vadi curry vesukunavu anukoo weekend lopu okka bill vachedhi nuvvu naa curry vesukuna so edhi bill anivadu....

 

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I will tell one experience. Nenu US vachina next sem juniors vaste pick chesukodaniki vellamu tavata they took apartment which was opp to our apt. Vallu vachina 2 months ki urgent ga rest room ki vellalsi vachindi. Ma room key marchipoyanu and it was locked so i ran into their bathroom and i had to go to poo poo. teera chuste bathroom tissues levu. Arichi tissue roll ivvamani adigite they said they dont have them. Kharma anukoni bayatiki vacha water to kanichesi. that day walmart ki velthu i asked if they want me to get bathroom tissues appudu vallu enduku mama akkarledu annaru. Adenti levu annaru kada ante we dont use broom and kitchen tissues avi chala expensive annaru. kitchen tissues ok but broom lekunda ala ani adugute india lo 21 yrs broom tissues tone perigama annnaru. appude kadu adi naku ippudu shock aey. they told me they use tub. this is the weirdest thing i saw.


one more exp is paisalu waste ani ma roomate okadu underwears tub lo rin to wash chesukune vallu. poni ventane utukoni aresukunna anukovachu avi water lo 1 week nana betti eppudo utikevallu e 1 week bathroom motham kampu kottedi

 

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nenu US first time vachinappudu flight lo naatho paatu enkokadu vunnadu...hyd lo parichayam ayyadu....alaa eddaram kalisi vachaam okea univ ki...flight lo creamer estaaru kada coffee ki...avi milk laaga vuntaayi...naaku teliyadu avi creamer ani...adenti entha takkuva milk echaaru ani vaadini adigitea...avi anthea ....energy milk type...koddiga taagitea chaalu energy vachestundi ani....takku mani open chesi taagesaadu...

 

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