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neee yavva gattiga navvesa pakana cube lo undevadu vachi what happened man annadu

Naa flight late ayindani motel lo room book chesaru..first time tub lo shower.. aa curtain deniko telvad..hot water ila vasthayo telvad..movie style lo tub lo water nimpi porli malli sabbu pettukuni Mali fresh watr nimpi Mali porlanu...room ki vachaka frnd chepadu ila ani..

 

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oka sari dallas lo karma gali oka L1 mida vachina vaditho room lo vunna vadi naku choopinchalu chukkalu inni anni kavu ...list ki konni chebutha..

1. vachina first day trash bag kosam illantha vethika ekkada kanipinchaledhu..vadu office nunchi vachaka trash bag ekkada vundi ani adiga vadu dhaniki kitchen lo oka pedha wlamart covers moota ippi idhe mana trash bag every day evening cover nindina tharuvatha trash bin lo padedham annadu..naku mind dobbindi..

2. sarle ani a coma lo nunchi baitaki vachi ..pata padi vodahm ani bath room ki vella akkada wipes levu..endi wipes levu ani digithe wipes endi nenu bathroom use chesina tharu vatha snanm chesi vastha..naku wipes alavatu levu ani cheppadu...naku 5 mins lo 2nd time mind block aindi

3. after one week desi groceries ki vellam samanlu thiskunnam except milk anni thisukunnadu...milk walmart lo thisukundham annadu,..ednhuku babai ikkada thisukundham anna vinakunda na car lo 5 miles drive cheindi walmart thisukelladu ...final ga price differnece is 50 cents..naku alla rojuku oka cinema choopinche vadu

4. ala konni rojulu anni set chesukunnaka(bought wipes and trash bags with my own money) oka roju castco podham annadu..endhuku ante choclates and wine bottles retrun ivvali annadu..sare ani thisukupoya..pothe akkada scan chesthe avi castco lo konnavi kavu...athram apukoleka adiga babi niku ivi ekkadivi ani..erri poo...k navvu navvukunta ma manager okadu new year ki gift ichadu elago nenu avi use cheyyaledhu kanisam 10 dollors anina vasthai ani try chesa annadu...

ila naku roju oka vichitramaina technies tho pichekinche vadu....manishi manchode kani guname gudistidhi ..vanni choosi jali padalo navvalo naku ardham ayyedhi kadhu...3 months vundi jump aipoya....

 

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nenu chala cold place lo unta... naa roomate gadu bayata temperature 36 unapudu, lopala AC, heater mode lo kakunda, AC mode lo petti, 68f temperature set chesthaduu,

atta pani cheyadhu raa bai ante.... "niku telusa , naaku telusa, nenu MS ikkade chesina, nenu us lo 5 tears nunchi untunna.... AC etta pani chesthundhoo , nuvvu maku chepthava " anetoduuuu......


YSR puttina roju ki , vardhanthi ki , upavasam undetoduuuu and pandaga putaa pachi biriyani tine toduuuu.... kikikiki....

picha kula gajji nakodukuuuu ....hahaha

 

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Mem US ki ochina 1st week lo oka friend gadu underwear balcony lo aaresthunde.....oka roju intiki koncham daggarlo nunchi chopper velthunde idhi gamaninchi inko friend gadu mazaak chedhaam ani serious ga "Arey evadanna balcony lo battalu aareshinraa...ikkada choppers lo nunchi kuda check chestharu" anangane eedu ventane bhayam tho uriki avi theeskochi lopala eshi inkepudu baita aareyyale

 

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maa room lo oka tikka naa koduku unde vaadu .. ... room lo 5 memebers unde vallam ... andhulo 4 are frnds.. nenu kothaga vacha... night shifts avadam valla close avaleka poya..

valla frnd memu unde place ki vasthunadu .. vaadi accommodation kosam nannu bayataki pampinchadaniki plan vesaru ... Room lo 150 $ touch pad poyindhi ani drama stat chesadu ... Andhari rooms search chesthanu annadu ... search cheyamante adhi naa mentality kaadhu annadu ...

roju office lo unte..call chesi nenu cops ki complaint chesthuna..complaint chesthuna ani sava dengevaadu ... oka saari naa G lo kaali ..
nene COPS ki call chesi matter cheppa.. cop ki vaadi number itchanu..cop call chesi.. "It seems you have some problem at home , did you lost any valuable products at home " annadu anta ...

vaadiki ucha paddayi ... last lo vade cheppesadu cops ki i found it.. im good now ani ... Mental lan*a koduku ....

 

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Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta


1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. :3D_Smiles:
3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.


Continued...............

 

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My Bangalore room mate story continues...


8) Vadu nenu oka sari bus kosam wait chestunnam Volvo bus vachindi , endi ekkaledu ante manakenduku volvo, side sampadana vunte ekkuchu kani manam ekka galama annadu(As I said earlier vadi salary 12 lacs).

9) Chicken techukundam ani teesukonipotadu, teesukunna tarvata dikkulu chustu vuntadu manam dabbulu istam anna ashato.

10) Ma friend oka sari memory card iste viragottindu, kottadi ivvamante nenu adaga leduga nuvve naku ichavu nede tappu annadu. Papam ma friend ganiki job ledu ee daridra narayana gadu ma friend ki inko bokka pettindu.(Fight cheste half money 120 rupees ichindu)

11) Oka sari saloon ki hair cut kosam pothe shop atanu 50 rs teesukundu, andariki 40 aa tesukuntadu. Aa vishayam daridra narayana ganiki chepte varam rojulu nidra poledu sarigga. Andariki cheppi badapade vadu.

12) Vadi dagarra oka cap vundi 5 yrs industry, 1st company lo join ainappudu ichindru, ippatiki ade cap. White cap kasta brown cap ayyindi with vents(Bokkalu).

 

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uk lo memu 4 members 3 bedroom flat lo undevallam

btech lo maa junior gaadu anna mee oorike vastunna mba ki ante sare ani vadini kooda toosesa maa room lo ke

vaadu 5ft ht and 120kgs wt untadu ...andaru full ga edipinche vallu vadini ..endukante vaadiki G antha baddakame

rojuiki okallu vandali saturday vadiki icham, as per caste vadu vegeterian UK vachaka nonveg baaga alavatu ayyindi, sturday
max pp veg kada ani vaadiki icham


1) oka saturday nenu gym ki velli intiki raagane manchi chiken smell vastundi ee roju veg kada ani entira ee roju chicken chestunnav ante , anna pappu chestunna , nachatledu andukani chickem masala power vesa ka 2 spoons annadu

2) inko saturday late ga lechi akali vestundi ani kitchen ki velthe ready ga rice and pappu undi.... hammaya anukoni plate lo pettukoni tintu unte pappu variety ga undi ..... nijam cheppara em chesav ante tomotoes veyyatam marchipoyanu anduke pappu ayipoyaka ok tin tomoto puri vesi mix chesa annadu

3) bfast roju skip chestunna ani oka big nutella inka bread packet techukoni kitchen po petta , nxt day choosthe oka sppon ye undi danlo... emaindi ani adigithe night movie choosthu mottam tinesa anna annadu

4) oka roju room lo party aithe vere frd baaga taagesi s#it kosam washroom ki velli akkada padipoyadu, andaram velli door gattiga knock chesthe atlane short pakkana padesi naduchukuntu velli room lo padukunnadu ...washroom antha kampu entra babu em ayyindi ra ani choothe vadu kindane kurchonnadu ...ee maa junior gadiki cheppam vadi pakkana padukovaddu ee rojuiki living lo paduko ante ...parledu anna endipoyi untadi annadu washroom lo ki velli choosi

 

 

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rofl andhra lo na Btech hostel lo vundedhi same culture matter enti ante peru kuttinchuna kuuda vadi underware kanapadedhi kadhu vadiki

vere vadu evado use chesevadu

 

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one more estory ..

memu 5 mems apartment lo unde vallam .. okadiki enni saarlu cheppina ... tub bath chesthaadu ... tub looo water full gaa hot water fill chesukoni ..daanilo oka 1 hour padukuntaadu .... adhi dirty gaa untundhi vadhu raa anna vinaledhu ..

oka sari group lo unapudu discussion vachindhi ... inko roomate gaadu cheppadu ... vaadu number 2 ki velli ... tuduchukokunda.. mug teesukoni , bath tub lo kadukuntaanu ani ...

eedu parigettu kuntaa velli ee sari shower kindha 1 hour snaanam chesi vachadu .. dvs_balraju_0.gif?1290370587

 

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Bangalore lo unnappudu, okadu kotha gaa join ayyadu, for few weeks anu enter ayyadu room lo ki. Vaadu already married, relocated from Hyd to Bangalore. Temporary ani ante raanichaamu.
Vaadu cheppe sollu..
1) Every year Himalayas ki velli akkada Aghoralatho kalisi poojalu chestaadu anta
2) First time Onsite(Canada ani gurthu) nunchi India ki return vachinappud...flight digina ventane... nela medha padukoni akkade bhoomini mudhu pettukunnadu anta (Indra movie scene)
3) Cricket aadetappudu.. mana vaadu bowling chesedhi..off spin. Oka saari bowl chesthe... Keeper cheyyi viridinghi anta... even keeper is wearing gloves.
4) Dinner cheyyataaniki daggaralo hotel ki velle vallamu. Ye ammayini choosinaa... nuvvu observe chesaavaa.. aa ammayi naaku kannu kottindhi ani ane vaadu.... sachipoyevallamu...
5) Jaatakam telusu ani.... vaadu jaatakam vaade cheppevaadu... in 2017 I will be king ane vaadu... Rajendra Prasad aa okkati adakku

ivi konni maatrame....

 

 

Idhi highlight... vaadu midnight sudden gaa lechi... edho language lo maatlaade vaadu....
Idhi bharinchaleka...night time ears cover chesukune vaadini.... monkey cap or edhi unte adhi...
Oka saari vaadi gola ekkuvayyi...paapam maa roommate ki ears cover chesukovataaniki edhi kanipinchaka...underwear ni talaku pettukunnadu .. nenu sachaanu navvaleka vaadi nethi medha underwear tho...

 

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14) Vadu hostel owner to godavapadi food tinadam manesadu, outside mess lo oka one week tinna taravta vani burralo oka daridramaina idea veligindi adentante 15 rs petti bita rice techukonevadu, valla roommates to cheppi hostel lo curries teppinchetodu owner ki telavakunda vadi roomloki for free.

15) Evadanna bita tinoste nuvvu eroju hostel lo tinaledu kada ne food naku techivvu anetodu( Aa musti mudanastapu mundakoduku salary 12 lacs, emi cheshetodo a dabbulani?)

16) Vadu company change ayinapuudu manchi hike vochindi, maku vani gurinchi appatiki telavaka treat adigam, a dommari munda koduku 10 rs petti 10 mirchi bajjilu techi pandagachesukondi annadu.(Ma area lo oka mirchi bandi vundi 1 rupee ki 1 mirchi).

 

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