What Happens wen u upgrade Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

[decentsun]

Dear Tech Support Team:

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> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 .

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> I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes

> that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now

> monitors all other system activities.

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> Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies

> 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever

> selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while

> attempting to run my favorite applications.

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> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall '

> doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

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> Please help!

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> Thanks,

> "A Troubled User "

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> REPLY:

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> Dear Troubled User:

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> This is a very common problem that people complain about.

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> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

> is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run

> EVERYTHING !!!

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> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend

> 5.0.

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> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the

> system once installed.

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> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not

> to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-

> Child Support) ..

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> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the

> environment.

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> I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to

> alleviate software augmentation.

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> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the

> system will return to normal anyway.

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>

> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep

> 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use

> these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program

> NagNag 9.5 .

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> Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0

> is to purchase additional software. I recommend

> Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

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> STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install

> SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife

> 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

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> Best of luck,

> Tech Support....

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