Again sardarji jokes

[decentsun]

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up

Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum

Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat

Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!

***

Sardarji is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

* * *

Sardarji calls Air India.

"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a second," says the executive.

Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

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