decentsun Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me Interviewer : ....!!!!!!! *** Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please." * * * Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a second," says the executive. Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up. ..if it reposted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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