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decentsun

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Santa! Your daughter has died!

>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.

>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!

>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!

>Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train..

>Friend: Why?

>Sardar: Got upper berth.

>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?

>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.

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