Cheating..!!Read till d very end..

[anticastepolicy]

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man

leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her

home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed

and we were just about to make love when her damned

husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of

the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer

went on. "When her husband came into the room he

said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take

a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss

out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're

in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.

Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and

when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out

of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

", that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was

when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that

their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window

and let loose right on my head!"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know

what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked

down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground."

[underdogsXI]

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[Julai]

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[athidhi]

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[RameshNYC]

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[GunturBoy]

[bindas]

[PUMPUHAR]

hahahahahahaha

I cant stop laughing!!!

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