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-7 ) drool on gori's
-5 ) Start learning telgu
-4 ) start looking for babysitting work for wife.
-3 )and it might be more than a joke esp if ur from AP.Get first  project then find spouse within 4 months of the project and then travel back to get married.
After 3 months you realize wife has her own agenda promoted by her mom/sister. Quarrelsome life. She returns back and files 498a ( [url=http://www.498a.org]www.498a.org[/url] ) and now ur stuck up thinking how u can protect ur parents.
-2) Tell everyone that you will be going back to India in 2 or 3 years.
-1)want to show off your chopstick using skills to other desis
0)Multiply every Price Tag By 48 ( :-( ...
1) Land on American soil because of a Desi Company and think of ways of ditching them as soon as you can…hopefully when you get the 2nd pay stub in hand. 
2) Dream of buying a costly car eg. Mercedes, BMW but end up buying Toyota or Honda
2b) Buy an iPhone. ;)
3) Earn dollars
4) Use free wi fi hotspot , use orkut, facebook
5) See Niagara falls
6) Visit Canada with its Visa
7) Get ticket from Cops for speeding
8) Gain weight through junk food
9) Visit clubs & pubs
10) Go for helicopter city ride
11) water sports
12) Buy latest electronic Gadgets
13) Buy cheap electronics on deals
13-A)Buy stuff in walmart or Costco, use all the stuff and run back to the store, before the return policy expires
14) Party on Saturday nights
15) Visit Church/temples/Mosque on sunday morning
16) Visit Indian restaurant and eat simple Dal, roti & chawal
17) Have number of credit cards & remain in debt for long time
18) Mortgage a house
19) Invite parents on visitor visa and make them stay here for social security benefits
20)Travel every long weekends with friends, take pictures and send it to indian friends and relatives.Especially take a picture infront of your newly bought car
21) miss family & close friends
22) Sky diving
23) Drive on freeways at 80 miles per hour (about 130kmph) and feel like you are going at about 60 kmph.
24) Buy iPod & Bose Headsets
25) Use orkut.com to keep in touch with friends
26) Enjoy High Speed broadband Internet (10 MBPS or more) USD 50 -70 per month.
27) Use the GPS Navigation system and forget about ever getting lost again.
28) Go to a beach and find that you are wearing more clothes than most others.
29) Try to speak in American Accent.
30) Eat loads of Rice and then drink Diet Coke.
31) Hot Air balloon Flight
32) Buy a Laptop
33) Learn Cooking
34) Read Maps
35) Use Mapquest and googlemaps to find directions
36) Forget the Friends in India but remember only to boast of having tons of friends in India with fellow Indians especially when got drunk or at parties.
37) Miss authentic Indian food ( my case andhra food ).
38) Lose your Girl friend in India (probably she might have ditched you and married someone by now)
39) Spending time by reading/forwarding this kind of articles,eenadu paper,cricinfo live during the working hours and get paid $40/hour
40) Explaining their American co-worker about each dish at the Indian restaurant
41) Always discussing about H1B, GC, Priority Date, EB3, EB2 whenever you get together with other Indians.
41-A) Check Murthy.com 20 times a day and dream that priority date will become current tomorrow!!!
42) Miss Telugu friends ( surprisingly all over the place)
43) talking loudly on the cell phone (in thick Indian accent)
44) if all Telugu then , dividing people in different sub groups (Telangana  Rail Sima) further division by caste (Reddy , choudhry)
45) Add Immigration Attorney's number to speed dial.
46)Checkout job websites([url=http://www.dice.com]www.dice.com[/url] etc) to earn more dollars per hour
47)Try to bypass one / some of the middle layers
48)Downloading and Watching Indian Movies on LAPTOP ,imagining it to be a 70mm screen.
49)Buying new cell phones every year in Deals..
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50) Meet other Indians on the street and offer an angry face as if u r angry to see them here..how dare these f  "new immigrants" come to America :)).Feel sorry about others that.."How these people directly took red color flight from Ameerpet,hyderabad to NJ" (as if you were born here)
51) Always dream that everything will should go well. Nice job, fats green card, buy big house, new car etc
52) Gaining expertise in cleaning utensils ;-)
53) Wait in long queue for the whole nite on thanks giving day for electronic  gadgets ;-)
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54) check for deals online everyday.
55) go on for a 5 mile drive to have a filter coffee ,
56) pack on the indian foods dont waste it as this will be an amrutha next day
57) Drink Dr. Pepper
59) Friday night watching Desi movies in a third class theatre.
60) Pick creamer and salt at rest areas.
61) Take money from good friends and forget them.
62) Screw employers who took trouble and pain to bring you into America. Quit as soon as you get 2nd paystub in hand. Just say you are going to India since your father or wife's father is on death bed!! or just say you have back ache and you are going back to India :-)
63) read immigration forums everyday
64) Engineering grads(even though you paid donation and some how got the degree) still try to look down and science grads but no body cares as long as you crank out the same code.
66) Try to learn  something about football (NFL) , baseball etc so that they can discuss it with their American colleagues. It's good to know about sports, but its unfortunate to know that it is all fake. Suprisingly, they will support their teams (broncos/patriots/steelers/colts etc) as if their previous 7 generations have been watching & following these teams religiously
67) Drool and salivate thinking of 5 rupees roadside paani puri while paying $20 to eat at Fuddruckers or Olive Garden or ruby tuesday or
68) The ones who are bachelors -> Be a frequent visitor bharatmatrimony.com/ rediff match maker and eventually go to india get married at jet speed and come back in 14 days.
69) Visiting nightclubs in the hope of making some white skin contact and getting shooed off while trying to grind white women.
70) Talking about white skin, the moment one lands in US ,his ultimate wish is to get lucky with one of these white women . However, this wish is only fulfilled for a few handful of desis - others strike a compromise by visiting the nearest strip clubs.
71) Start calling lifts as  Elevators , Petrol as Gas, Curd as Yogurt,trains as trolleys , bringals as egg-plant. On spelling names to folks in India ....'z' becomes 'zee'
72) Pay extra money on cable TV so that spouse can watch Desi Saas Bahu Soaps...
73) Start celebrating Indian festivals/events with a re-kindled vigour.
74) Buy property/s in India
75) Forget about your Tecchie pasts , now that uve made it ...get laid back.
76) Crib about how life in India was soo much better...when u have no plans of ever leaving the country.
77) Call Americans Foreigners , when actually the real foreigner is u !
78) Learn about American culture, History , Heritage , participate in American cultural events , start adopting the American way of life...Hey that's why you came here in the first place.
79) Multiply everything by 40 before buying.
80) Display your hurry while standing in Q at Movies, getting into public transport etc much to the amazement of your american counterparts.
81) Yes turns to 'yup' and no to 'nope'
82)try to get along non-americans and foul abt americans
83) Take loads pride in claiming a whiteskin to be thier pal
84)Gym becomes an essential..desi women ogle at whites and we know what desi men go for
85)Camping like pigmies would turn to be a fashion
86) hi ra/ kya bey turns to 'whassup'.........chicha/mama/macha turns to 'dude'
87) F1 turned H1 look down at direct H1 imports
88) Dream of beemers, ferrairs but end up buying nissan/toyota/honda
89) overall indian women like US than indian man but women will the first to crib abt sophistication
90) Buy one beer in the bar And spend hours of time oglin at females but buy 6 pack at gas station And finish it in 1 hr at home nd take out all the frustration abt women who cared a damn
91) compete for the freebes like americans....only difference..they do it openly but we do it unknowingly concealed
92) nd guys like me try to pull legs of desis unidentifyin myself as one among them........huh.....viscous world...be whatever have fun nd live the best folks..
93.looking for good deals in craigslist ,deals2buy.com in office..
94.Always searching for free desi movies or free desi channels to watch.
95.Talking to relatives in India about how cold it gets in the winter with snow.
96.Have too many mail ids,too many site registrations .Most of the time end up using forgot password option
97. Become Expert Cook
98. Blame Parents for not finding a girl.
99. When got drunk talk about making a movie, which becomes a bumper hit, bigger than sholay.
100.Make plans about starting a business after getting GC and make a million in one year.
101. Fake Resume of having more than 6 Yrs of Experience,even though never worked on a professional project.
102. Every-time thinks to open a consultancy company on looking at his employer how he is stealing dollars.
103. Whenever he goes to indian restaurant/indian groceries , he thinks in his mind "I should open a restaurant/shop".
104. Stupidly feel high about their skills in dealing Americans through working in Gas Stations
105. Talk about more Calories, eat calories, burn calories, live calories
106. If from South India, look with over greed to North Indians girls.
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[libraguy88]

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thankyou
yes mama,even I had the same feeling when I read for the first time