Why Are Indians Easy to Identify

[krish2009]

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY

We are like this only so true, so very true........ ..

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere, close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house, whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. *****

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16.. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

For sure u can find one of this in u r s.

I STILL LOVE and Proude TO BE AN INDIAN

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[TOM]

krish annayya....post bongu lage undi....  hitwalltwice #

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[mr. dundee]

hammernd.......... pleasedie,,,,,,,,,,,, #

[psycopk]

oka indian vi aai ilanti lucha posts vestava,,,,kadupuki annam tintunava...leka..gaddi tintunava..

[Julai]

[krish2009]

oka indian vi aai ilanti lucha posts vestava,,,,kadupuki annam tintunava...leka..gaddi tintunava..

Psycopk did i commented any body??Didn't u do any of the mentioned things??It's funny yaar..for the blind fellows like u i mentioned the boottom line jsut read before u comment...Stick u r words to u r ass and *** off u r self okkkk warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf " " " pleasedie pleasedie shut up shut up shut up

[psycopk]

Psycopk did i commented any body??Didn't u do any of the mentioned things??It's funny yaar..for the blind fellows like u i mentioned the boottom line jsut read before u comment...Stick u r words to u r ass and *** off u r self okkkk warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf " " " pleasedie pleasedie shut up shut up shut up

nuvvu indians andari comment chesi.,,,,last lo....i love indians ante....vadilestaru anukunava,,,

titi testa,....

[krish2009]

nuvvu indians andari comment chesi.,,,,last lo....i love indians ante....vadilestaru anukunava,,,

titi testa,....

adi comment kaadu annayya,avi mana every day things..andulo okka abaddam chupinchinaa neenu oppukuntaa...

[TOM]

krish annayya..nuv pedda peekinav ani feel avtunnav.n nuv chese panulanne,Indians andaru chestaranukovadam tappu..daanni samardinchukovadam inka tappu...muskuni kurcho.. warningnf

[psycopk]

adi comment kaadu annayya,avi mana every day things..andulo okka abaddam chupinchinaa neenu oppukuntaa...

ippudu nuvvu list chesinavi ani chala countries lo chestaru....neeku exposure only indians tho undi kabati..avi only india valle chestaru anukuntunav,,,,  konni bagunai kani..koni chala annoying ga unai...anduke kopam vachindi..

oka sari nuvve malli chaduvu neeku kanipistai..

[krish2009]

Thanx..

[bhargava_v]

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[GunturBoy]

The fact is most of the points mentioned here are correct. most of the points mentioned here are about indian recycling. but that doesnot mean we are stingy. we are carefull, thats it. think about this option. if all the indians start using up plastic and natural resources, what happens?