Funny Customer care Service of pizza hut........Hope u like it

[ashokraju]

Already idhi mails roopam lo chaala mandhiki vacchindhi... But inka choodani vallu unte valla kosam...

After the year 2020, i think the customer care services of pizza hut

are gonna be like this...Read and enjoy

Operator : 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'

Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'

Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'

Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......

889861356102049998-45-54610'

Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan

Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your

mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'

Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'

Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'

Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'

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Customer: 'How come?'

Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood

pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'

Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'

Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'

Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'

Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from

the National Library last week Sir'

Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how

much will that cost?'

Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The

total is $49.99'

Customer: 'Can I pay by! credit card?'

Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card

is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last

year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing

loan, Sir.'

Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw

some cash before your guy arrives'

Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your

daily limit on machine withdrawal today'

Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.

How long is it gonna take anyway?'

Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always

come and collect it on your motorcycle...'

Customer: ' What!'

Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a

Scooter,...registration number 1123...'

Customer: ' ????'

Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'

Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free

bottles of cola as advertised?'

Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're

also diabetic....... '

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987

you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'

Customer: [Faints]

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