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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to

take leave… I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho)

asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so

that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I

told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him '...And where do you think

you're going?'

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He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'

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