Dirty Jokes

[rivanrey]

Unmarried girl got pregnant, went to insurance office for claim.

Officer: Ur policy covers sickness, accident not pregnancy!

Girl: It was an accident.

Boy: can i touch ur software?

Girl: first show me ur hardware?

Boy: should i install it in ur system?

Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl

"Do u Have this? "Girl Lifts

her Skirt & Says" My Mom Says

If u Have This u Can Get Plenty

Of those!

Wat is the similarity between a cake and panty?

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Both have black forest in it!

[Julai]

[banumyname]

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