Funny one liners

[the_fairy]

*  I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.


*  The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


*  What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.


*  What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


  *  A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!


  *  Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”


*  Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!


*  Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.



*  Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!


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[tom bhayya]

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*  I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.


*  The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


*  What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.


*  What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


  *  A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!


  *  Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”


*  Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!


*  Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.



*  Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!


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[the_fairy]

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[sombarey]

Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

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[quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217281.msg2674269#msg2674269 date=1311816341]
*  I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.


*  The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


*  What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.


*  What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


  *  A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!


  *  Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”


*  Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WoW!


*  Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.



*  Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!


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