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Sardar declares:. . . I will never marry in my life &.. .. . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

[color=red]Sarda[/color]r: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
[color=green]Jeeto[/color]: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.


One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: No sir, only small babies!!!


[color=red]Sardar 1[/color]: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
[color=purple]Sardar 2[/color]: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.


Boss: Where were you born?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: India ...
Boss: which part?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
[color=red]Sardar:[/color] That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied..... "Hindi tera baap!!!"



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[quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217733.msg2679916#msg2679916 date=1311898013]
^^" ^^"

Sardar declares:. . . I will never marry in my life &.. .. . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

[color=red]Sarda[/color]r: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
[color=green]Jeeto[/color]: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.


One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: No sir, only small babies!!!


[color=red]Sardar 1[/color]: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
[color=purple]Sardar 2[/color]: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.


Boss: Where were you born?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: India ...
Boss: which part?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
[color=red]Sardar:[/color] That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied..... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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[quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217733.msg2679916#msg2679916 date=1311898013]
^^" ^^"

Sardar declares:. . . I will never marry in my life &.. .. . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

[color=red]Sarda[/color]r: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
[color=green]Jeeto[/color]: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.


One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: No sir, only small babies!!!


[color=red]Sardar 1[/color]: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
[color=purple]Sardar 2[/color]: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.


Boss: Where were you born?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: India ...
Boss: which part?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
[color=red]Sardar:[/color] That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied..... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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  [quote author=the_fairy link=topic=217733.msg2679916#msg2679916 date=1311898013]
^^" ^^"

[color=red]Sarda[/color]r: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
[color=green]Jeeto[/color]: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
[color=red]Sardar[/color]: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
[color=red]Sardar:[/color] That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


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