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Don't Lie to Your Mother...........


Vatrasudi

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njoy This.... Really good....

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl

room mate Sangita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help

but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of

a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met

the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Sangita and I are just roommates." About a week

later, Sangita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to

dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she

took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust

to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that

it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sangita, and I'm not saying that

you 'do not' sleep with Sangita. But the fact remains that if she was

sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under

the pillow...

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...........  ^^"

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