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[b]JOIN THE FBI[/b]




[left][size=4][color=#222222]After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;[/color][/size][/left]
[size=4][color=#222222]Two men and a woman. [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair..... . Kill her!!' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]After a few minutes, all was Quiet.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.' [/color][/size]


[size=4][color=#222222]MORAL: Women are crazy & Don't mess with them...[/color][/size]

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[quote name='sanjaysahu' timestamp='1325055202' post='1301202833']
[b]JOIN THE FBI[/b]




[left][size=4][color=#222222]After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;[/color][/size][/left]

[size=4][color=#222222]Two men and a woman. [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair..... . Kill her!!' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]After a few minutes, all was Quiet.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#222222]The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#222222]'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.' [/color][/size]


[size=4][color=#222222]MORAL: Women are crazy & Don't mess with them...[/color][/size]
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edchinattu vundi post... naaku nachaledu... moral cheppatam kosam post esinattu vundi.. ok bullets fake annaru baane vundi.. asalu FBI vaallu deniki adigaaru champamani... champananduku 1st vadu eligible enduku kaaledu... 2nd vaadu tried to kill her wife.. ado big crime to attempt murder on his wife....
so no laugh....

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[quote name='sanjaysahu' timestamp='1325057386' post='1301202966']
bhayya too much personal ga teesukoku

just for fun

antheye


cheers
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hahaha peronal endi bhayya.. evaru feel avutunnaru.. joke baaledu ani septunnna that too naaku navvu raaledu antunna..... deeniki personal teesukunedi emundi saami... keep posting more jokes :)

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[quote name='Antaraatma' timestamp='1325059887' post='1301203217']
LoL.1q LoL.1q
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[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1325059920' post='1301203219']

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[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5434/venkybrahmi.gif[/img] endi maayam ayipoyav?? chusava flights?

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[quote name='Antaraatma' timestamp='1325060004' post='1301203228']

[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5434/venkybrahmi.gif[/img] endi maayam ayipoyav?? chusava flights?
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no..I am Alone.... new year vraku.....[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2hn58hh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1325060175' post='1301203239']

no..I am Alone.... new year vraku.....[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2hn58hh.gif[/img]
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alone undatam enti.. neeeeeeeeeee [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_cda1OvVtS20/THBZoLJ-OYI/AAAAAAAABe8/KNpoqlCWfBM/Ali-Scold.gif[/img]

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