For Ex- Ndas And All Of You Who Can Make Something Out Of It.

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[size=4][color=#333333]1. You meet someone for the first time and before you ask him what his name is you ask Which sqn? Which course?[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]2. Deep down, every techie wishes he was a non-techie [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]3. Everyone 'just missed the above enclosure by 2 seconds' ... [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]4. Corollary: There ...is NOBODY who has admitted to barely making it into his enclosure[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]5. You were never even in the seventh enclosure in your NDA days but when you are a DS you suddenly become a medallist [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]6. 5 years after passing out you see a red sash and get the sudden urge to run or hide somewhere[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]7. You're walking with friends down MG Road and realize that as much as you try, your straight line somehow always becomes a 'squad'[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]8. Guys with girlfriends are losers until a day before the NDA ball.[/color]
[color=#333333]9. You are asked to recite the phonetic symbol and you go ALPHA..BRAVO. . .... GOLF..HUNTER.. 'OH.. sir..i meant hotel' [/color]
[color=#333333]10. On an average, one pisses approximately 47 times in the one hour prior to X-Country.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]11. You know the number of bulbs, fans, tubelights, glasses and the length, breadth and height of every major building in the NDA but can't seem to remember how many Battles of Panipat there were.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]12. You laugh every time you watch MAJOR SAAB [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]13. You know where heaven is and its called Military Hospital [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]14. Everyone blames dropping his enclosure on the guy who came first [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]15. You can live on a biscuit a day [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]16. You can sleep anywhere, anyhow, at any time and in any position[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]17. You always wished you were a Bihari, Tant, Khalsa, Kadu(whichever is applicable) so that you could make that fucker type tikki your pal[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]18. Nobody falls sick on Saturdays and Sundays but 237 people fall sick the night before Drill-Pt.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]19. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]20. Eat every meal like its your last [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]21. Gole does not mean 'circle. To us it means much much more[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]22. LASSI is not a drink[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]23. Cold coffee is THE drink[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]24. Is it just me or do any others believe that Habibullah Hall and the Library had some kind of sleeping gas?[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]25. A 5 star gold torchee is commendable but being a consistent 3 pointer for 6 terms puts you amongst the gods[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]26. A day before the NDA ball you are on MG Road and willing to do anything..and I mean ANYTHING to get a ball partner [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]27. The words Bhaand, tant, kadu, tambi, speci, att c, lmc are not foreign to you [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]28. You can eat anything, anywhere, anyhow[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]29. Is something wrong with the calendar people or is it just a coincidence that every diwali, independence day, Christmas, Id somehow happens on a Sunday and takes the joy of an extra holiday away from us[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]30. Nobody wants to be a map reader[/color]

[color=#333333]31. When you win the plaque your map readers are anonymous but when you don't they're the a**holes[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]32. Have you ever wondered about 2nd term privileges like the one where "You can check juniors but not screw them". DUKKIi: "Oye..ikki..!! ..standstraight!!" ..Ikki: "Balls!!" ..Dukki: uh..heh..um.okay![/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]33. When you polish your shoes for drill your handkerchief will be missing, the next day when you remember your hanky, you'll forget your shoes[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]34. The only good part about drill is watching the people at zero point and knowing that things could have been worse[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]35. Everyone is a Para optee in NDA.. then comes choice of arms and they all are [/color][color=#333333]suddenly ASC,AOC[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]36. An FL is something you have to learn for 3 terms, get 40% in, and then forget forever.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]37. You all can say Alpha to Oscar without batting an eyelid but don't know what comes after that till you study it at IMA .Some of you air force and navy guys still dont!![/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]38. When the pass time for sinhgad was 5:00 you used to make it in 5:01..when it became 5:30 you made it in 5:31[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]39. Guests on a Sunday are angels from heaven[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]40. When life throws opportunities at you, don't let them go. When the NDA throws [/color][/size][color=#333333]opportunities at you, 'RUN ! IT'S A TRAP!!'[/color]

[size=4][color=#333333]41. Never plan for anything and never EVER say to yourself 'okay,,today im goin to sleep the entire day' ..chances are you wont get even a minutes sleep..[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]42. Five hours for firing..five rounds to fire..isnt there a mismatch there?[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]43. LAW of Div Offrs: In their time :[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#333333]a. *Every div-o was a medalistb. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#333333]*Every div-o was [/color][color=#333333]academy team [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#333333]c. *Every div-o won every camp. *[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#333333]Every div-o won banner every term[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]44. If you are late for class the instructor is on time..if youre early..the instructor never comes[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]45. When your liberty card is signed nobody checks it.When you dont have one or forge a signature,its checked by three people [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]46. You are always 30 seconds too late for the bus at kondhwa or so early that [/color][color=#333333]youre sitting in it for half an hour.[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]47. The sergeant who catches you is NEVER from your sister squadron[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]48. Your bike rides you more than you ride it[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]49. Your pals are NEVER there when you need them the most[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]50. You know where heaven is and its called MH[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]51. You would give a million dollars for one day of ATT-C[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]52. When you bunk habibullah there wil definitely be a count up[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]53. Corollary: When you attend any function there is never a count up[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]54. Your cabin cupboard will never be perfect..so why try[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]55. When in doubt whether to sleep or do something constructive..SLEEP!! You will not regret not doing something constructive but you will FOREVER regret not Sleeping[/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]56. You are attracted to the word EX-NDA [/color][/size]

[size=4][color=#333333]AND FINALLY.............[/color]

[color=#ff0000][b]When someone says- NDA is the worst period of my life, You know he is a cadet. ..[/b][/color][/size]
[color=#ff0000][b][size=4]When someone says- NDA were the best 3 yrs of my life, You know he is ex-NDA."[/size][/b][/color]

anni arthm kaledu kaani.. artham ayina varaku matuku racha unnayi [color=#FF0000] [/color]

[katharnak]

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[Aavakaaya Biryaani]

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