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First Night Experience


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In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night.

A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep the first night.

A Colonel claimed, he did it 4 times on his first night.

The General then turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night?

The Lieutenant replied: Only once sir.

The General laughed loudly and asked: WHY? The Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!



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