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[size=5]An old man went to college that he studied at. He knocked[/size]
[size=5]on Room 3 of the hostel and said:[/size]
[size=5]"May I come in?I lived in this room 30 yrs ago when I studied[/size]
[size=5]in this college."[/size]
[size=5]A young guy opened d door & let him in..[/size]
[size=5]The old man examined the room, fondly remembering[/size]
[size=5]everything[/size]
[size=5]He said: "The same old room, same old wooden table,[/size]
[size=5]ventilator & same old window that opens to the garden. &[/size]
[size=5]the same old bed"[/size]
[size=5]When examining it he found a young girl standing near the[/size]
[size=5]table..[/size]
[size=5]The young guy got confused & said: "Don't take it wrong.[/size]
[size=5]She is my sister. She lost her earring & is searching for it."[/size]
[size=5]Old man said: "And the same old stories " ;)[/size]

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[quote name='ReddyGaru' timestamp='1326203262' post='1301274925']
[size=5]An old man went to college that he studied at. He knocked[/size]
[size=5]on Room 3 of the hostel and said:[/size]
[size=5]"May I come in?I lived in this room 30 yrs ago when I studied[/size]
[size=5]in this college."[/size]
[size=5]A young guy opened d door & let him in..[/size]
[size=5]The old man examined the room, fondly remembering[/size]
[size=5]everything[/size]
[size=5]He said: "The same old room, same old wooden table,[/size]
[size=5]ventilator & same old window that opens to the garden. &[/size]
[size=5]the same old bed"[/size]
[size=5]When examining it he found a young girl standing near the[/size]
[size=5]table..[/size]
[size=5]The young guy got confused & said: "Don't take it wrong.[/size]
[size=5]She is my sister. She lost her earring & is searching for it."[/size]
[size=5]Old man said: "And the same old stories " ;)[/size]


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one more similar joke :


A guy went up to his father saying : Daddy , I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl !

[b]Father[/b] : Thats great son , Who is it ?
[b]Son[/b] : Its sandra , the neighbour's daughter
[b]Father[/b] : Ohh ! I wish you hadnt said that .I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister The boy naturally bummed out, but life goes on and indeed a couple of months later
[b]Son[/b]: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
[b]Father[/b] : Thats great son who is it ?
[b]Son[/b] : Its angela , The other neighbours daughter
[b]Father[/b] : Ohhh ! I wish you hadnt said that . Angela is also your sister This went on couple of times and the son was mad, he went straight to his mother crying
[b]Son[/b] : Mom, I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six gals but i cant date any of them. Because dad is their father.
The mother hugs him affectionaly and said : My son , you can date whomever you want, He isnt' your father !

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