Postcard From Their Honeymoon

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[size=5]Mother asked 3 Daughters who got Married At The Same Time To Send postcard from their honeymoon to tell about how Marital sex felt.

1st girl sent a card 2 days after wedding with just written "Nescafe"!

Mom checked Nescafe jar It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her.

2nd girl sent the card after a week: "Rothmans"

Mom checked her husbands cigarettes, which read: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

3rd girl after a MONTH!!: In shaky handwriting. "Singapore Airways"

Mom took out her latest magazine, saw the ad which said:

"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways, even from where U speak."

Mom fainted[/size]

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[size=5]Mother asked 3 Daughters who got Married At The Same Time To Send postcard from their honeymoon to tell about how Marital sex felt.

1st girl sent a card 2 days after wedding with just written "Nescafe"!

Mom checked Nescafe jar It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her.

2nd girl sent the card after a week: "Rothmans"

Mom checked her husbands cigarettes, which read: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

3rd girl after a MONTH!!: In shaky handwriting. "Singapore Airways"

Mom took out her latest magazine, saw the ad which said:

"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways, even from where U speak."

Mom fainted[/size]
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[quote name='ReddyGaru' timestamp='1326368434' post='1301287950']
[size=5]Mother asked 3 Daughters who got Married At The Same Time To Send postcard from their honeymoon to tell about how Marital sex felt.

1st girl sent a card 2 days after wedding with just written "Nescafe"!

Mom checked Nescafe jar It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her.

2nd girl sent the card after a week: "Rothmans"

Mom checked her husbands cigarettes, which read: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

3rd girl after a MONTH!!: In shaky handwriting. "Singapore Airways"

Mom took out her latest magazine, saw the ad which said:

"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways, even from where U speak."

Mom fainted[/size]
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