Dumb Tennessee Laws

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[b] Tennessee Crazy Law[/b]
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[*]Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
[*][font="'times new roman"][size="3"][color="#000000"]"Crimes against nature" are prohibited. [/color][/size][/font]
[*]More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
[*]It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
[*]Hollow logs may not be sold.
[*]It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
[*]Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
[*]Driving is not to be done while asleep.
[*]You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.


[b] Dyersburg[/b]
[*]It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.


[b] Fayette County[/b]
[*]You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.


[b] Lenoir City[/b]
[*]When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


[b] Lexington[/b]
[*]No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
[*]Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.


[b] Knoxville[/b]
[*]In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."


[b] Memphis[/b]
[*]Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
[*]Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
[*]It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
[*]It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.


[b] Oneida[/b]
[*]An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
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