Dumb California Laws

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[b] California Crazy Law[/b]
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[*]Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
[*]Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
[*]Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
[*]Bathhouses are against the law.
[*]In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
[*]No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
[*]Women may not drive in a house coat.
[*]It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.


[b] Arcadia[/b]
[*]Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.


[b] Alhambra[/b]
[*]You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.


[b] Baldwin Park[/b]
[*]Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.


[b] Belvedere[/b]
[*]City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."


[b] Blythe[/b]
[*]You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.


[b] Burlingame[/b]
[*]It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.


[b] Carmel[/b]
[*]Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
[*]Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.


[b] Chico[/b]
[*]Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.


[b] Downey[/b]
[*]It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).


[b] Hollywood[/b]
[*]It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.


[b] Lafayette[/b]
[*]You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.


[b] Lodi[/b]
[*]It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".


[b] Lompoc[/b]
[*]It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.


[b] Long Beach[/b]
[*]It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
[*]Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.


[b] Los Angeles[/b]
[*]Toads may not be licked.
[*]You may not hunt moths under a street light.
[*]It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
[*]You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
[*]Zoot suits are prohibited.
[*]It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
[*]It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.


[b] Ontario[/b]
[*]Roosters may not crow in the city limits.


[b] Pacific Grove[/b]
[*]Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.


[b] Palm Springs[/b]
[*]It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.


[b] Pasadena[/b]
[*]It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.


[b] Prunedale[/b]
[*]Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.


[b] Redlands[/b]
[*]Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.


[b] Riverside[/b]
[*]One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.


[b] San Diego[/b]
[*]The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
[*]It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.


[b] San Francisco[/b]
[*]Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
[*]Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
[*]It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
[*]It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.


[b] San Jose[/b]
[*]It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595


[b] Santa Monica[/b]
[*]You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.


[b] Temecula[/b]
[*]Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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