Joke

[Variety Pulliah]

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.[/color][color=#000000]
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"[/color][color=#000000]
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."[/color][color=#000000]
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"[/color][color=#000000]
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.[/color][color=#000000]
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.[/color][color=#000000]
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he said.[/color][color=#000000]
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"[/color][color=#000000]
The man explains,[b] " thing must be an hour fast."[/b][/color]

[Intruder]

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[GUNTUR2US]

Racha joke!!!!

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