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[color=#0000ff][font=Helvetica, Arial,]1. Cover your stump before you hump[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]3. Don't be silly, protect your willy[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]4. When in doubt, shroud your spout[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]12. If you go into heat, package your meat[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]18. The right selection will protect your erection[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]20. A crank with armor will never harm her[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial,]21. No glove, no love![/font][/color]

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Racha timing Macha needi @3$% @3$%

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[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1326557346' post='1301306133']


Racha timing Macha needi @3$% @3$%
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_PEpJFsOm0ZY/TK8JmO6_7JI/AAAAAAAAAyk/XU6W4KVtT_k/SF.gif[/img]ley maccha edo at;a atlaa

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