He He He ...punch

January 15, 2012

[color=#0000ff][size=3]A Lady Lawyer
decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in oneof London's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out nextmorning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high."It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared andforewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotelhas an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprisedwhen he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."=)).... [/size][/color]