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January 16, 2012

[b] [size=5][b]Wife treats Hubby by taking him to a strip club for his b'day..!!

At the club

Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual Jim?
Wife: and hw does he knws u?
Jim: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..!!

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy

U picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel ? .............. @3$% [/b][/size][size=5][b] @3$% [/b][/size][/b]

[b] [size=5]OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?

LALU: No

OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims.

LALU:Do you know Swimming?

OBAMA:Yes

LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog.........? @3$% [/size][size=5] @3$% [/size][/b]

[b] [b][size=5]TOM: SANTA ur son died![/size][/b]
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[b] [b][size=5]jumped 4m 50th floor..[/size][/b]
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[b] [b][size=5]@ 35th floor he realized: i have no son![/size][/b]
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[b] [b][size=5]@ 20th floor he realized: i'm unmarried![/size][/b]
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[b] [b][size=5]@ 3rd floor.....###### ...... I'm BANTA ........... @3$% [/size][/b][b][size=5] [/size][/b][/b]

January 16, 2012

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January 16, 2012

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