Sardar Jokes

[Silver_mani]

[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][color=#0000ff]Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.[/color][/left][/size][/font]

[color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Preeto: Wo kaise ?[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Banta: I have sex at [/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]home[/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] only.[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

[color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a [/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]movie[/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] & not real.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

[color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Gal's father: Beta kya karte ho?[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Santa: Ji samaaj seva karta hoon. Gire huon ko uthata hoon, bichade huon ko milata hoon.[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Father: Woh kaise?[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Santa: Ji Bra banata hoon.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

[color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Banta's wife comes nude in [/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]front[/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] of the guests while serving the halwa.[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Banta shouts: What's this?[/left][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Preeto: [/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Recipe book[/left][/size][/font][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] me likha tha `Serve hot without dressing'[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[Nadimitla Abbulu]

[chillax]

[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1326811183' post='1301316865']
[left]Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a[/left]
[left][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]movie[/size][/font][/left]
[left][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]& not real.[/size][/font][/left]

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[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1326811244' post='1301316870']
[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Banta's wife comes nude in [/size][/font][/color][/left]
[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]front[/size][/font][/color][/left]
[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]of the guests while serving the halwa.[/size][/font][/color][/left]

[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Banta shouts: What's this?[/size][/font][/color][/left]

[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Preeto: [/size][/font][/color][/left]
[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Recipe book[/size][/font][/color][/left]
[left][color=#0000ff][font=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]me likha tha `Serve hot without dressing'[/size][/font][/color][/left]

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