Wise Observation

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[font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][color=maroon][size=5][size=4][color=#000000][font=Mongolian Baiti][b]The difference between in-laws and outlaws? [/b][/font][/color][/size][/size][/color][/color][/size][/font][/left]

[font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][color=maroon][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]Outlaws are wanted.[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color]
[size=4][b][font=Mongolian Baiti][color=#000000]Alcohol is a perfect solvent: [/color][/font]
[color=#333300][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][color=#000000]It dissolves marriages, families and careers.[/color][/font][/size][/color][/b][/size][/color][/size][/font]

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[font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][b][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000]A fine is a tax for doing wrong.[/color][/size][/font][/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]A tax is a fine for doing well.[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]

[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]Archeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: [/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.[/b][/color][/size][/font]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4]There are two kinds of people who don't say much:[/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=purple][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]They say that alcohol kills slowly.[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=blue][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]So what? Who's in a hurry ?[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]Alcohol and calculus don't mix.[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=navy][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]Never drink and derive[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]One nice thing about egotists:[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=fuchsia][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]They don't talk about other people.[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]There was a man who said,[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=olive][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]"I never knew what happiness was, until I got married[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][b]and then it was too late."[/b][/size][/font][/size]


[font=Mongolian Baiti][b][size=4][color=#000000]Before marriage, a man [i][color=#804040]y[/color]earns[/i] for the woman he loves.[/color][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[center][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000][size=3][color=teal][size=5][font=Mongolian Baiti][size=4][color=#000000][b]After marriage, the [color=#804040]'Y'[/color] becomes silent.[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/color][/size][/color][/size][/font][/center]

[Sastrygaru]

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[Silver_mani]

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[rambabu304]

good........

[ghazni]