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For All The Boozers (Alcoholic) Out There.... Top 10 Most Important Ru


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[size=5][b] [url="http://jokinglmao.blogspot.com/2012/01/for-all-boozers-alcoholic-out-there-top.html"]For all the boozers (alcoholic) out there.... Top 10 most Important rules of boozing (alcohol)[/url][/b][/size]




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[size=5][color=#222222]1. Its okay to drink alone.[/color]

[color=#222222]2. Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.[/color]

[color=#222222]3. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.[/color]

[color=#222222]4. Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.[/color]

[color=#222222]5. If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.[/color]

[color=#222222]6. If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.[/color]

[color=#222222]7. Beer is food. Wine accompanies food, cocktails demand food.[/color]

[color=#222222]8. An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.[/color]

[color=#222222]9. Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.[/color]

[color=#222222]10. Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen.[/color]

[color=#222222]Cheerssss![/color][/size][/left]

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