Dats Y It Is Said Dat "couples R Made In Heaven

[rapchik]

[center][size=4]1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...[img]http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/Smileys//fun/huh.gif[/img]

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A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.
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"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN.

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My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”

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Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

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Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

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Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31[/size]
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[rambabu304]

Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

[tom bhayya]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center]My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:[/center][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center]“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated.[/center][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center]I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”[/center][/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center] funch [/center][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center] [/center][/font][/color]

[rapchik]

[quote name='rambabu304' timestamp='1327488024' post='1301346269']
Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"




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