Adult Joke

[Silver_mani]

[color=#0000ff][size=3]One night a couple was sitting on the couch
talking when they heard a terrible noise
outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see
that and alien spaceship had landed in their
backyard. The aliens said, "Don't worry we
come in peace. We just want to talk." So the couple and the aliens sit down and
begin talking. After awhile they start to get
tired so they decide to go to bed. The alien
couple said, "Look we've never had sex with a
human and we know you've never had sex with
an alien so how about we switch places for the night." The human couple agreed. The human
woman and the male alien began messing
around in a bedroom. When the alien dude pulled out his dick the
woman complained that it was too small, so
he said, "Oh, that's no problem." He hit
himself on the forehead and it grew an inch. "Wow! That's amazing!" "Yeah", he replied "just keep doing that until
it's the size you want it." After awhile she got it where she wanted it
and then complained that it wasn't thick
enough. He said, "Well watch this," and pulled
his ears. It became a bit thicker.
"Just keep doing that until its the size you
want it." After that they started banging. The next morning after the aliens left the
human couple were talking and the male asks,
"So how was it?" She replied, "It was the most
amazing sex I've ever had. What about you?" "I hated it," he said. "Why?" "The bitch kept hitting me and pulling my
ears!"[/size][/color]

[k2s]

[manmadudhu]

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[AllizWell]

;lol Aliens tho sxx endi baaa..

[Silver_mani]

[quote name='AllizWell' timestamp='1328156707' post='1301369374']
;lol Aliens tho sxx endi baaa..
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[POOLA RANGADU]

ha ha..gud one. here's another one...an old one..ofcourse all jokes are a repost.


[font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][left]Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."[/left][/size][/font][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]
[left]Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" [/left]
[left]"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" [/left][/size][/font][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]
[left]"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."[/left][/size][/font]

[Silver_mani]

[quote name='POOLA RANGADU' timestamp='1328157529' post='1301369402']
ha ha..gud one. here's another one...an old one..ofcourse all jokes are a repost.


[left]Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."[/left]

[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" [/size][/font][/left]
[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" [/size][/font][/left]

[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."[/size][/font][/left]

[/quote]

[AllizWell]

[quote name='POOLA RANGADU' timestamp='1328157529' post='1301369402']
ha ha..gud one. here's another one...an old one..ofcourse all jokes are a repost.


[font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][left]Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."[/left][/size][/font][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]
[left]Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" [/left]
[left]"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" [/left][/size][/font][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]
[left]"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."[/left][/size][/font]
[/quote]

Teacher ki funch

[pavan_613]

[I AM HERO]

[quote name='Silver_mani' timestamp='1328156196' post='1301369356']
[color=#0000ff][size=3]One night a couple was sitting on the couch
talking when they heard a terrible noise
outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see
that and alien spaceship had landed in their
backyard. The aliens said, "Don't worry we
come in peace. We just want to talk." So the couple and the aliens sit down and
begin talking. After awhile they start to get
tired so they decide to go to bed. The alien
couple said, "Look we've never had sex with a
human and we know you've never had sex with
an alien so how about we switch places for the night." The human couple agreed. The human
woman and the male alien began messing
around in a bedroom. When the alien dude pulled out his dick the
woman complained that it was too small, so
he said, "Oh, that's no problem." He hit
himself on the forehead and it grew an inch. "Wow! That's amazing!" "Yeah", he replied "just keep doing that until
it's the size you want it." After awhile she got it where she wanted it
and then complained that it wasn't thick
enough. He said, "Well watch this," and pulled
his ears. It became a bit thicker.
"Just keep doing that until its the size you
want it." After that they started banging. The next morning after the aliens left the
human couple were talking and the male asks,
"So how was it?" She replied, "It was the most
amazing sex I've ever had. What about you?" "I hated it," he said. "Why?" "The bitch kept hitting me and pulling my
ears!"[/size][/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='POOLA RANGADU' timestamp='1328157529' post='1301369402']
ha ha..gud one. here's another one...an old one..ofcourse all jokes are a repost.


[left]Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."[/left]

[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" [/size][/font][/left]
[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]"Well," said the teacher nevously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" [/size][/font][/left]

[left][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."[/size][/font][/left]

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[ToughGuy]

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