Sarcasm On Reservations!

[bonguking]

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be mod...ified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters. There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. ) Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..) Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward... Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN.. May the good breed of politicians long live..

[bonguking]

[vikramII]

though i am a supporter of reservations this article is funny yet it still makes people to think. I believe reservations should be in direction of phasing out than eternity. they should have made the reservations unavailable to families who had utilized the reservations for two generations. that way it would have served the purpose it was created for and phasing out could have been possible. instead we are trying to increase them.
bytheby nice article offers solid argument against reservations.
shoaib akthar should not bowl fast....hahaha

[vuvuzela]

Its indispensible....

[tom bhayya]

[vikramII]

even ambedkar asked for two terms only ( i read long back so not sure...) . but, for sure ambedkar did not ask for it forever.
let me add about ambedkar: in 1929 mcdonald act was awarded because of which even the scheduled castes were allowed to elect their own leaders like muslims, christians,sikhs, jains...( for the parliament kinda).
Gandhi eagerly supported for sep electorate for muslims but not for scheduled caste. he started a fast on to death to cancel the sep electorate for scheduled ...
ambedkar's arguement : if you want to cancel sep electorate cancel it for everybody muslims, christians, scheduled castes everybody let us have not have any such sep stuff. if you are ok with sep for them allow it for us also.

this is where i really became a fan of ambedkar,[b][color=#b22222] he was open for a country where one's religion caste was immaterial to the administration.[/color][/b]
but, its because of gandhi's politics religion and caste became the major addressing factors for indian people .....

[AllizWell]

Fk politicians who are supporting reservations

[vikramII]

why i support reservation , please google learned helplessness or ask your med/psychology fr.

[POOLA RANGADU]

FCUK LAZY ppl who demand reservations. NO TO RESERVATIONS ON ALL BASIS.

[k2s]

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[Indoamerican]

[quote name='vikramII' timestamp='1328290446' post='1301373714']
why i support reservation , please google learned helplessness or ask your med/psychology fr.
[/quote]

straight ga oka question vestanna

nuvvu reservations meeda pike vachava....?

danini baaga use chesukunnava...?


ok neeku talent lekunda reservations tho seats sampadinchavu ante danini support chesatvu.

enduku ante adi leka pothe nuvvu malli edaga levu ga.

Manchi rank vunna reservation valla seats rani vallaku telustundi

aa badha ento

nenu chala mandini chusa.

muchatlu vaddu.... eee mad** lo reservation valla antha bokka.

malli statues bongu boshanam ento samajanni pedda vuddarinchi peeki nattu verri***** gallu

em brathaka lera reservation leka pothe.

entha kaalam ila... aaaa...?

[ganesh]

jeevitham ane race lo start line andariki okate ayyunte asala ee gola undede kadu....Evaroo chesindaniki we are paying for it

[madathakaaja]

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[ganesh]

[quote name='Indoamerican' timestamp='1328299123' post='1301374453']


straight ga oka question vestanna

nuvvu reservations meeda pike vachava....?

danini baaga use chesukunnava...?


ok neeku talent lekunda reservations tho seats sampadinchavu ante danini support chesatvu.

enduku ante adi leka pothe nuvvu malli edaga levu ga.

Manchi rank vunna reservation valla seats rani vallaku telustundi

aa badha ento

nenu chala mandini chusa.

muchatlu vaddu.... eee mad** lo reservation valla antha bokka.

malli statues bongu boshanam ento samajanni pedda vuddarinchi peeki nattu verri***** gallu

em brathaka lera reservation leka pothe.

entha kaalam ila... aaaa...?
[/quote]don't go personal dude....

[Indoamerican]

[quote name='ganesh' timestamp='1328299561' post='1301374499']
don't go personal dude....
[/quote]

personal kaadu bhayya.

reservation lekapothe assalu vupiri aada natlu

vurike anni kavalante ela

pani chesukoni, kasta padi chadivi bratakachu ga andari laaga

Enduku support chestunnaro ani.