Some Good Jokes

[Puli-hora]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Sardar was making luv with a Japanese girl. midlle, the girl screamd:"Musakho..". Sardar didnt undrstand nything.next day in the golf club, a japanese player also said :"Musakho..". Surprised Sardar askd the meaning and the man said:"it means Wrong Hole"!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries: "DOCTOR, DOCTOR! I can't feel my legs,Omg I can't feel them at all!"

Doctor replied : "Well of course you can't silly, I've cut off both of your arms!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------

lady1: wat do u think about husbands???

lady2: they all are like "OWLES"...

lady1: Why???

lady2: they can see good things in WIFE only at night...
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

A BOY AND A GIRL WENT TO A MOVIE...

A MOSQUITO ENTERS INTO THE GIRLS PANTY...

GUESS...WHERE IT WOULD BITE????
?

?

?

?

?

ON BOYS "FINGER"....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death. hahaha,,,,,,,,
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

?

?

?

?

?
The Letter "L"

what u thinking..?? dirty mind
------------------------------------------------------------------------

A $ex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
----------------------------------------------------------------

Man says to Hotel Manager : Hey, hurry come fast, my wife is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide!

Manager : But what can i do sir???

Man : Idiot, give me the keys..the window is locked!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wife : When I'm gone you are not gonna find another girl like me!

Husband: Ok...But what makes you think I'd want another girl like you?!?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl Do u have this?
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those ....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Teacher asked Sardar,

"If U dial 001,
Then what will happen?"

Sardar:
"Police jeep will come in a Reverse Gear .!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

There have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u




today I just wanna tell you



I plan to continue it in 2010.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Interview:

boss: where were you born?
sardar: punjab
boss: WHICH PART ?
Sardar: WHAT WHICH PART?.
IDIOT WHOLE BODY WAS BORN IN PUNJAB!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus..
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Shopkeeper: Madam this p a n t y this bra will look nice on U.

Lady: How can U be so sure?

Shopkeeper: I'have done diploma in interior designing.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Wife 2 husbnt :: U dont know how 2 love.
husbnt: if i dont know how 2 love than these three kids u have r downloaded by the Internet.????

in which wife politely replied......''NO these r taken from MR sharma's PENDRIVE.....
------------------------------------------------------------------------
if u sleep with ur g.f on 14 feb (valentine day )she wil giv u gud newz on 8 march (mothers day) and u wil hav a child on 14 nov (childern day)...see d medical aspects but dont try dis on every g.f otherwise u wil hav bad newz on 1st Dec (Aids Day).
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Que : Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
Ans : A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

College Dean to Students:

U People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours a Day.
Studentz:

Impossible Dean!
College Is Only For five Hourz!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

[bhargava_v]

you rock you rock you rock

[coolbuddy]

*=:

[bitterkai]

*=: *=: