summer27 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 No matter how many times you delete your history, you still s*hit yourself when your parents use your PC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 "Is she hot?" is how 80% of your male friends react the moment you tell them that you like a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 What's the ultimate rejection? When your mastubating and your hand falls asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamerica_seenu Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363281452' post='1303424088'] How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadBoy23 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357630172' post='1303070384'] Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad. [/quote] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankal Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Too Much...ha..ha.. [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336400656' post='1301750202'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent Invitation to his frnds like this.."Marriage is on 2nd.Plz come on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Irony of Math: Thousands of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulae made,But still... X is unknown & XXX is well known! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from Ex to Next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 SANTA:Har PEG ke baad JEB se KYA Nikaal kar DEKH rahe ho? BANTA:Biwi ki PHOTO. Jab SUNDAR Lagne Lagegi to Iska MATLAB ab Chad gai hai.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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