summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed in my Life... Like my name, address, and mobile number... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Girl: Mera Kal Fast Tha. 2nd Girl: Lucky you, Mera Wala Toh Hamesha Hi Slow Rehta Hai... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Columbus was 41 when he discovered America. I was 14 when I discovered Naughty America... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 A man was lost on a island;1day he decided to build BOAT with wood;then a girl comes& the man uses wood for making BED. MORAL:A HOLE can change the GOAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Wife- Aap bahot mote hogaye ho. Santa- Tum bhi to kitni Moti hogayi ho! Wife- Main to Maa bannewali hu. Santa-Main bhi to Baap bannewala hu! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 When is it that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear?? It's when u BLINK UR EYES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Wake up each morning and say to yourself "this day is mine" and then get screwed over by other people who've said the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 SANTA: Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya hai aur tujhe abhi tak daadi mooch nai aayi? BANTA:Yaar me apni MAA pe gaya hu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Kid: Officer, my dad is fighting! Officer: Which one is your dad? Kid: That's what they're trying to figure out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Wife:Samne wale ghar me pati patni me kab se JHAGDA ho raha Hain,Aap ek bar jaiye na. Husband:Mein 1-2 bar gaya tha, shayad usi ka natija hai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 85yr old man buys viagra&asks chemist:kiske sath loon? Chemist -Chacha ganga jal ke sath le lo,pata nahi itni khushi bardasht kar paoge k nahi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Half of a woman's life goes in calculating how to repeat a dress without letting people know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Teacher: Agar koi moti ladki palat k waapis aye toh is sentence ko english me kya kahenge? Santa: GOL MAAL RETURNS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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