Jump to content

Random Jokes/one-Liners..


summer27

Recommended Posts

We lose 6 seconds a minute from blinking. This means we lose 15 minutes of each movie we watch!

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Policeman: Ab sach sach bataa, varnaa chaddi utaar ke maarunga.. Santa: Sahab, Galti maine ki hai, aap kyun apni chaddi utaaroge ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dr to pregnant Girl:Kaise hua?
Girl:Mom Dad film dekhne gaye toh BF ghar aaya tha.
Dr:Tum kyo nahi gayi film dekhne?
Girl:Adult film thi

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Men deal with sex like they deal with like their belts... If It's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...