etisbew Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 The best thread ever to read in office,Hats off ...keep posting one liners......Jahapana tussi great ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 When somebody asks Sunny Leone to blow the candle on her birthday, she starts at the base & proceeds to lick the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 When I was child I was scared of ghosts..as I grew up I realized people are scarier!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye aur ladkiyo ko bhi- Diff is that ladkiyo ko Yash Raj ki movies wala chahiye aur ladko ko Emraan Hashmi ki movies wala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Sunny Leone was at a lingerie store, she asks the salesman for the trial room. Salesman-Idhar Hi Karlo Humse Kya Chhupana Abb,Fan Hai Aapke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 A boy got rejected n girl got selected in an interview for the same reason: They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice. Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOOL_KITTU Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 [img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img][img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img][img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img]jokes bagunnai rajjjaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364214007' post='1303483086'] A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice. Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu! [/quote] ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai. Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye? Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364219042' post='1303483351'] Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai. Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye? Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. [/quote] ne yavva.. ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364008303' post='1303473889'] An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick. [/quote] ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 The National Food of India.. "KASAM" Sab khaate hai Aur Sab khilate hai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364188321' post='1303482329'] Most of the time we remember our EX because of the SEX [/quote] true vayya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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