Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[etisbew]

The best thread ever to read in office,Hats off ...keep posting one liners......Jahapana tussi great ho!

[pavan_613]

[summer27]

When somebody asks Sunny Leone to blow the candle on her birthday, she starts at the base & proceeds to lick the top.

[summer27]

When I was child I was scared of ghosts..as I grew up I realized people are scarier!!

[summer27]

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye aur ladkiyo ko bhi-
Diff is that ladkiyo ko Yash Raj ki movies wala chahiye aur ladko ko Emraan Hashmi ki movies wala.

[summer27]

Sunny Leone was at a lingerie store, she asks the salesman for the trial room.
Salesman-Idhar Hi Karlo Humse Kya Chhupana Abb,Fan Hai Aapke.

[summer27]

A boy got rejected n girl got selected in an interview for the same reason: They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open

[summer27]

A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice.
Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu!

[KOOL_KITTU]

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[chinni005]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364214007' post='1303483086']
A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice.
Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu!
[/quote]
ha ha ha

[summer27]

Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.

Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye?
Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

[chinni005]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364219042' post='1303483351']
Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.

Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye?
Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
[/quote]
ne yavva.. ha ha

[chinni005]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364008303' post='1303473889']
An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick.
[/quote]
ha ha ha ha

[summer27]

The National Food of India.. "KASAM" Sab khaate hai Aur Sab khilate hai

[chinni005]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364188321' post='1303482329']
Most of the time we remember our EX because of the SEX
[/quote]
true vayya