Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Come late and your girlfriend will say you're late. Cum late and she will say you're great!!

[chinni005]

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We lose 6 seconds a minute from blinking. This means we lose 15 minutes of each movie we watch!
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oodiyemma.. emanna post huh

idhi joke ah nijama bhayya
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[chinni005]

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Come late and your girlfriend will say you're late. Cum late and she will say you're great!!
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ne yavva.. true raccha puttisthunnav summer mayya

[vijayjust4u]

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Men deal with sex like they deal with like their belts... If It's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole
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[summer27]

Don't ever fart in the Apple store, the smell will stay there for ages! They don't have Windows!

[summer27]

Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace. Husband:Go back to sleep & wear it

[vayanaka]

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Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace. Husband:Go back to sleep & wear it
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Lol....

[summer27]

Race dekhte hue santa ne Banta se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega?
Banta: Sub se aage wale ko.
Santa: To phir peeche wale kyon bhag rahe hain!

[summer27]

Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..
Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo! Pajame mein Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai..

[summer27]

Look, do you want to be in my life or just in my V*g*na?

[summer27]

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls

[summer27]

Govt drops the legal age for sex to 16.. Now,The condom companies are planning on two new flavors: bornvita and Rasna

[vayanaka]

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Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..
Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo! Pajame mein Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai..
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[summer27]

If calories were burnt by speaking... all women would be a size zero!!!

[summer27]

A prostitute in China is called Hoe Lee.