Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

SavitaBhabhi's FB status: Happy Holi. My Hubby squirted white color from his Picthkari on my Face.

[summer27]

Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil

[summer27]

These days even Holi greetings are sounding like condom ads... "Have fun but play safe" haha

[Maximus]

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These days even Holi greetings are sounding like condom ads... "Have fun but play safe" haha
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[summer27]

Behind every woman, there's a man looking at her ass.

[Maximus]

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Behind every woman, there's a man looking at her ass.
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[fulltimedasu]

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[summer27]

The first thing Men notice about a Women is herr Eyez ..then when her Eyez aren't lookin, they notice her Breasts

[summer27]

Please learn the difference between "thick" and "fat". When you're thick, your stomach doesn't dance when you walk...

[summer27]

Quiz me final Sawaal puchha gaya: Tum kisi Sundar ladki k Andar sabse jayada kya dekhna pasand karte ho?
Award Winning Answer- APNA LUND

[summer27]

If you take a date out for dinner and she drinks the finger bowl. Marry her, she will swallow anything..

[summer27]

When Abhishek was asked what is the difference between old and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek:nai wali se apni setting hai aur old wali se papa ki

[anandam2012]

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[summer27]

19 Sardars went for a film together... Someone asked them why they came in such a big group? They replied film is only for 18 and over!

[summer27]

Sex is the price women pay for marriage, and marriage is the price men pay for sex.