summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Strange but true: There r two things that men always want women to do in a hurry... Dress & Undress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ... Is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo . His career is Ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 You can usually judge a woman's hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Didn't celebrate Holi because of water shortage? Do celebrate Fool's Day. No shortage on that front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Kiddish Breakup: a boy threw 6 cricket balls at his gf. GF: "wat the hell was that?". BOY: "its over" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Gynecologists have reported that no banker's wife has ever delivered a baby in month of December!!! Happy March Ending!! =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandeepsandy99 Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 keka.. flow aapaku continue chey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 No matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be used as a bad example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vayanaka Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364872046' post='1303525222'] Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ...!! [/quote] Cant praise you more mama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamerica_seenu Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364871963' post='1303525213'] Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat! [/quote] no wonder [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted April 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching p*orn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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