Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Strange but true: There r two things that men always want women to do in a hurry...

Dress &
Undress

[summer27]

The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ... Is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo . His career is Ruined

[summer27]

You can usually judge a woman's hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a **

[summer27]

Didn't celebrate Holi because of water shortage? Do celebrate Fool's Day. No shortage on that front

[summer27]

Kiddish Breakup: a boy threw 6 cricket balls at his gf. GF: "wat the hell was that?". BOY: "its over"

[summer27]

Gynecologists have reported that no banker's wife has ever delivered a baby in month of December!!!

Happy March Ending!! =D

[sandeepsandy99]

keka.. flow aapaku continue chey

[aamerica_seenu]

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[summer27]

Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat!

[summer27]

Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ­...!!

[summer27]

No matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

[vayanaka]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364872046' post='1303525222']
Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ­...!!
[/quote]


Cant praise you more mama...

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364871963' post='1303525213']
Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat!
[/quote]


no wonder

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[sherlockholmes_anon]

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[summer27]

Baby, baby, baby ooh!

Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?

Daughter: No, I'm watching p*orn.

Mom: Oh, thank goodness.